These photos alone are why it should never end

[guest]

I don't care what anyone says...He's medicated.

Only drugs can strip away that last bit of self awareness.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There’s no reason for a man his age to take this many selfies. It’s amazing he doesn’t realize doing this makes him look pathetic. Teenage girls don’t even take his many selfies

 

[fricklefrackle]

Complete and utter desperation for attention from internet strangers who would hate him if they met in real life.

 

[RaggotFetard]

Bleccch. His trout mouth makes me recoil in disgust.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I don't care what anyone says...He's medicated.

Only drugs can strip away that last bit of self awareness.

“Heeeey Patrick, it’s Joe Matarese. Welcome to the pahdkeest.”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really thinks he’s a Brad Pitt (is he still handsome? I can’t remember) with how many selfies he takes. He even makes the “felt cute, might delete later” face that women make. This shows also how Niki is not his wife but a roommate situation for tax reasons. She ignores him and he is so starved for any attention he has to post so many selfies for attention from Internet strangers in hopes women will flirt with him. Of course he’s a big fat ugly baby so that doesn’t happen. It’s also why he brings his laptop to sit ALONE at bars so much, he can’t talk to women since he’s a pussy so he thinks if he looks interesting (guy writing a bar? I gotta talk to him!) the women will flock but that never happens since everyone avoids the fat loser who brings his laptop to take up bar space.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

That first pic is great. He can't get his left arm around to take the picture because his tits are in the way, so he needs to use his right arm to force it.

 

[UnPRePared]

That first pic is great. He can't get his left arm around to take the picture because his tits are in the way, so he needs to use his right arm to force it.

"Tickle my tits!"

 

[Chive Turkey]

Maybe its just me but if you are going to buy one pair of raybans buy one of their signature models like aviators or wayfarers. these look like something you would find on a gas station spinning rack. Plus they dont fit is dumb head shape.

They look like something Brigitte Bardot would wear in the 60s. Oversized and effeminate, like everything on Rick's body.

 

[Udders]

Clean your bathroom mirror, you fucking slob. Is anything in that half-house not filthy?

 

[RobertMewler]

Clean your bathroom mirror, you fucking slob. Is anything in that half-house not filthy?

The mop, broom, and all the sponges.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He really thinks he’s a Brad Pitt (is he still handsome? I can’t remember) with how many selfies he takes. He even makes the “felt cute, might delete later” face that women make.

 

[guest]

This picture always cracks me up. I swear he was reading comments here right before he took it and people were making fun of his eye creases and fish mouth. So he took this picture to try and prove the rascals wrong. He tried to open his eyes wider and do something with that mouth. He ended up making the same face girls do when you cum in their mouth without warning. Eyes bugging out of his head and his cheeks puffed out like a squirrel (girl) with nut in his mouth. Nice pic, fatso.

 

[guest]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Brad Pitt is still handsome. Fat Pat is instant libido death.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Brad Pitt is still handsome. Fat Pat is instant libido death.

Is there a new Brad Pitt? Meaning, the guy people reference when they say, "hey look, I'm no Brad Pitt, but..."

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Is there a new Brad Pitt? Meaning, the guy people reference when they say, "hey look, I'm no Brad Pitt, but..."

Hmm, I think the days of a universally-admired guy are dead. Entertainment and pop culture has been Balkanized so much that nobody reaches critical mass, and also anyone with a modicum of fame gets cancelled soon, anyway. No standard dreamboat comes to mind, at least to me.