"The Penis mightier than the sword"

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was already having "cyber sex" in AOL chat rooms backs in the day

A habit you've continued to this day.

 

[Nigger John]

the show was pretty funny from what I remember. And Kate was hot.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles

Ryan Stiles molested Colin Mochrie's tranny son.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Ryan Stiles molested Colin Mochrie's tranny son.

Would explain so much

 

[aRTie02150]

Drew Carey: [introducing his new girlfriend to Mimi] "Mimi, this is Sioux with an X, Sioux, this is Mimi with an extra chromosome.”

I remember laughing my balls off to this. Still funny as fuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles

I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."

 

[PogromStallone]

I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."

You missed out, the sequel is considered by most to be better than the first one.

 

[Dog Eater]

The Drew Carey Show was probably my favorite sitcom when I was a kid. When we first got the internet I remember making my mom help me figure out how to email Drew Carey. We went to like www.drewcarey.com or something and sent an email to it. I specifically remember saying that I was "8 years young", which isn't even funny because 8 years old is young. I also remember asking why Mimi gives him such a hard time about his weight because she's fat too. Like it wasn't just a show and they actually didn't like eachother.

To this day I believe deep down in my soul that Drew Carey responded and offered to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed but my parents never figured out how to open the email.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I wish Drew and Mimi would have had hot sweaty fat people sex in an episode

Remember when Drew accidentally hade cybersex with Mimi?

Edit: great minds...

 

[aRTie02150]

Remember when Drew accidentally hade cybersex with Mimi?

A very funny moment on network television. It's still a funny scene that holds up today

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I loved Hot Shots when I was a kid. I watched it a lot. I've never even seen Top Gun and I don't need to because I know everything that happens because of Hot Shots.

I never saw the second one. I remember seeing the poster in a rental place. He looked like Rambo and he was pulling back a bow but he had a chicken for an arrow. I wanted to rent it but my dad said that sequels usually suck so I left it alone. I think he just didn't want to watch it because he hates that Italian chick from Rain Man's accent. "There's no way she's not faking that. She sounds like a cartoon."

Are you kidding? I'd eat a mile of her shit with no ulterior motive