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I need to figure out what to grow in our gardens this fall and garlic's a good idea. I'll let you know how it goes.
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"The Penis mightier than the sword"
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What a time 1 hour to download a 3 minute audio clip from South Park
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I'm pretty sure Drew had a nightmare that he woke up next to Mimi in a Halloween episode or somethingI wish Drew and Mimi would have had hot sweaty fat people sex in and episode
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We had particularly shitty dial up out in the sticks and my mom was always pissed at me for being on the internet taking like 4 hours to download a song and nobody could use the phone. "THERE COULD BE AN EMERGENCY, ABRAHAM!" There could be your friend Cathy calling to gab for 2 hours, mom. Fuck off.
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Why would you sit on drawn up plans? No one, not even you can see them under your butt, stupid.
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Nobody likes a wise ass, Turk. I KILL wise asses.
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Hey. Did @chocolatehellhole give you permission to make death threats? No. It's a privilege exclusive to me. I'm fucking special. I'll fucking kill you with a power drill to your stupid skull next time I go east.
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This was one of the first dirty jokes that I completely understood. I was already having "cyber sex" in AOL chat rooms backs in the day so I immediately related to this scene when I was a kid. I think I laughed harder than my parents.
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I liked the extended version of Cleveland Rocks that would play once in a while.
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If it stops you and @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda from posting again everyone will be happy.
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When i was 8 I hand wrote a script for "under seige 3" and my parents were supposed to mail it to Steven Segal. He was going to give me a battleship bed.
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Everyone loves Canada posting. You're just jealous because you're no longer welcome to Lake Ontario because you're gay and it's unacceptable here.
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I bet stupid fucking Americans don't even have a licensing system for homosexuality. It takes like 3 years and a course, not a cheap one either, to become a gay in Ontario.
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I can't believe you're fucking my ass like this. I was one of the first to learn to appreciate your art and it's not my fault Canadian Thanksgiving took off like wildfire.
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I'm not gonna say sorry because I know that's all you people want from us. "Say the line, snow nigger."
We have a whole rich culture that's about more than apologizing and humming snowmobiles off sick jumps.
We have a whole rich culture that's about more than apologizing and humming snowmobiles off sick jumps.
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Don't let him bother you. I bet his dick looks like broccoli and it makes him sad.
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Doesn't matter anyways. I'm going to smash his head through a window and cut his neck on the broken glass. @chocolatehellhole will never bother us again.
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Drew carrey show rocked. I was a huge fan of hot shots part deux as a kid so I ended up watching just because of ryan stiles
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This has nothing to do with Canada. Why are you posting this in a thread we've highjacked?