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That says "pen is" you idiot.
Drew Carey show was awesome.
Drew Carey show was awesome.
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"The Penis mightier than the sword"
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The Drew Carey Show was probably my favorite sitcom when I was a kid. When we first got the internet I remember making my mom help me figure out how to email Drew Carey. We went to like www.drewcarey.com or something and sent an email to it. I specifically remember saying that I was "8 years young", which isn't even funny because 8 years old is young. I also remember asking why Mimi gives him such a hard time about his weight because she's fat too. Like it wasn't just a show and they actually didn't like eachother.
To this day I believe deep down in my soul that Drew Carey responded and offered to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed but my parents never figured out how to open the email.
To this day I believe deep down in my soul that Drew Carey responded and offered to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed but my parents never figured out how to open the email.
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Also I drew up some pretty sick plans for an outdoor pool table that I've been sitting on because it's going to be expensive and I know I'll want to keep it.
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Too bad he didn't, then pass you on to Greg Proops and friends to be stretched out.
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Drew wouldn't let that happen to me.
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I just remembered I also attempted to email Korn in grade 7 to let them know that I was coming to one of their shows and I wanted to hang out with them while they did meth or whatever. I mentioned that Fred Durst was a bitch because they have some awful song where the singer and Fred Durst have some embarrassing rap battle. I thought that would endear me to them but it turns out they're friends.
Again, I believe that Korn got the email because as we were in line to leave the parking lot, a limo pulled up beside us and someone cracked the window and stuck their AIDSy little pale hand out with a bunch of rings on and kept pointing at my buddy and me and doing like a weird record scratch gesture. That was Jonathan Davis of Korn's way of trying to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed.
Again, I believe that Korn got the email because as we were in line to leave the parking lot, a limo pulled up beside us and someone cracked the window and stuck their AIDSy little pale hand out with a bunch of rings on and kept pointing at my buddy and me and doing like a weird record scratch gesture. That was Jonathan Davis of Korn's way of trying to adopt me and buy me a racecar bed.
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I remember emailing Rockstar games right when GTA 2 came out and was asking them about GTA 3 and if I could be a game tester.
They actually replied and told me that they're way to early into development to discuss part 3 and told me unfortunately all game testing was done in-house. They assured me to keep an eye on the newly registered GTA 3 domain website to know all the newest info on the game.
The fact they emailed me back and it was an actual person is pretty crazy by today's standards.
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Abe, did you ever dream about minor '90s celebrities pushing you down a flight of stairs and then comforting you afterwards (by buying you a racecar bed)?
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The insanely fat lady made it unwatchable for me.
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I wrote a letter to Nickelodeon trying to get on Double Dare because I was a fucking trivia autist as a kid and never got a single question wrong. Marc Summers was going to read my letter and personally call me to compete on the show. And I'd make it to the final obstacle course where I'd win a trip to Space Camp and a racecar bed.
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@aRTie02150 what was your favorite Drew Carey Show intro? I always liked Cleveland Rocks as a kid but I get Moon Over Parma stuck in my head to this day in Drew Carey's voice.
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It's an awful tune, yet, in spite of it flying in the face of everything I typically enjoy, I actually kind of like it. It's so gay and so retarded it kind of transcends its own gayness and retardation. Briefly.
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You would have got Double Danned
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I used to listen to that one and Children Of The Korn with Ice Cube all the time. Ice Cube was not bringing his A game to a Korn collaboration.
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I'd have done anything for a trip to Scape Camp when I was ten.
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I'd totally go to Scape Camp. Scapes are great. A lot of people throw them away but I chop them up real fine and mix them with butter and freeze it in ice cube trays.
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Goddamn it.
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Seriously though, if you ever grow garlic, save the scapes.
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I wish Drew and Mimi would have had hot sweaty fat people sex in an episode
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