The last conversation I had with a white "chick" on Bumble before I deleted that gay app.

[DMAN]

C

can I pay you for dating advice, like the hit movie “hitch”?

It doesn't take a team of hollywood writers to know you never bother telling a woman your actual opinions. It's a waste of air.

 

[Harry Powell]

"WELL HELLO DARE.....I be the white women from the bubblez...lookee lookee here"

Is this funny?

 

[Harry Powell]

It doesn't take a team of hollywood writers to know you never bother telling a woman your actual opinions. It's a waste of air.

How do I project the effortless confidence and competency of the DMAN?

 

[johnnynoname]

it's a character I'm working on

 

[Harry Powell]

it's a character I'm working on

Well, now that made it funny

 

[johnnynoname]

"This'em be the white women from the bumblez....HOLY MACKREL"

 

[Harry Powell]

"This'em be the white women from the bumblez....HOLY MACKREL"

Still needs a little workshopping at the open mic

 

[lowend73]

Which one is the best for finding a real relationship with a 30-34 year old that does cool shit?

I fucking can’t stand all the whores my age. “What do you like to do?” “Hee hee I love WINE “

STFU cunt I want to plan a scuba diving and kiteboarding trip.

That’s a tough one

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

"This'em be the white women from the bumblez....HOLY MACKREL"

Can I borrows yo nakkin?

 

[Toast]

Deus Vult Brothermen!