The last conversation I had with a white "chick" on Bumble before I deleted that gay app.

[PickleRickle]

Getting into a serious conversation with a woman you havent fucked yet is never a good idea. Dont do that. If she brings retarded shit like religion and politics up, you side step that until she's at least sucked your benis. What are ya doin

 

[guest]

Well damn nigga I just download 3 apps today, Bumble one of them. I actually put "Christian" because I thought it would get me more matches.

 

[guest]

Actually found my friend's sister, and a classmate on Bumble.

 

[guest]

people who want to take the "word of god" literally

There are songs and poems in the Bible. You think anybody takes those literally? How about removing the beam from our eye? Do you think anybody believes they have a literal beam sticking out of their head?

Or any of the other hundreds of obvious metaphors.

 

[guest]

You should only disuss politics with women to shape their views...Debating, etc: you already lost

 

[guest]

Dougie reminds me of Patrick in quite a few ways. The Cartman "bully/victim" switch. Patrick's seething hatred of us vs his seething hatred of Dan, which alcohol always seems to make worse. They don't listen to anyone.

The difference is, Patrick actually found a girl that provides what Dougie needs. Support me and all my wonderful thoughts! I'm not even saying Patrick is better than Dougie, it's just that he got Niki at a time when Tinder/Bumble didn't exist, she probably didn't have other romantic options so she let Patrick's narcissism break her down until she became his support.

So Dougie is basically Patrick if Niki ever leaves him. Self-absorbed and bitter. Deleting tinder because you're a retard who doesn't believe in evolution. Watch a BBC nature documentary sometime ya dipshit.

He is funny af though...tbh Patrick made me lol too once, with the "crocheted voodoo dolls" line.

 

[Jenna]

He is funny af though...tbh Patrick made me lol too once, with the "crocheted voodoo dolls" line.

See Dougie's funnier on a basic comedy level no doubt, but his 4chan edgelord style isn't really appealing to chicks. Patrick's wannabe John Oliver witty left-wing snark would probably get more chicks if they were identical twins.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I know this has been pointed out before, but the quotes around "chick" are off-putting and make it difficult to take the rest of it seriously. The content of the rest of it also makes it difficult to take seriously, but right off the rip you're not giving me a chance to be fair.

 

[guest]

faggot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Actually found my friend's sister, and a classmate on Bumble.

What was his name?

 

[johnnynoname]

What was his name?

ECW!
ECW!
ECW!
ECW!

 

[guest]

Update, found another classmate.

 

[johnnynoname]

you dutch posters are all weird

 

[Harry Powell]

you dutch posters are all weird

Are you going to have sex again before you die of cancer? What led to your celibacy. genuinely interested.

 

[lowend73]

I'm banned from Bumble and all I did was ask some stupid cunt if she'd have a threesome with my ex and me. I wasn't hiding the fact that I was in a relationship. Several of my pics were of the two of us. I don't know what the fucking idiot thought I was on there for.

The whores are on Tinder brotherman. Bumble is the middle aged woman's last grasp at a relationship

 

[johnnynoname]

Are you going to have sex again before you die of cancer? What led to your celibacy. genuinely interested.

I dunno....depends what's on TV

 

[Harry Powell]

The whores are on Tinder brotherman. Bumble is the middle aged woman's last grasp at a relationship

Which one is the best for finding a real relationship with a 30-34 year old that does cool shit?

I fucking can’t stand all the whores my age. “What do you like to do?” “Hee hee I love WINE “

STFU cunt I want to plan a scuba diving and kiteboarding trip.

 

[DMAN]

Keeping your dick dry for months/years on end, in order to PWN the Liberal atheists.

How about you lie about and ignore your beliefs like everyone else? Plus you obviously don't even believe in catholicism if you don't know they accept evolution to an extent. You just want to argue with a dumb cunt. Filling out your profile in any way with your actual opinions is justy you making yourself unfuckable.

 

[Harry Powell]

C

Keeping your dick dry for months/years on end, in order to PWN the Liberal atheists.

How about you lie about and ignore your beliefs like everyone else? Plus you obviously don't even believe in catholicism if you don't know they accept evolution to an extent. You just want to argue with a dumb cunt. Filling out your profile in any way with your actual opinions is justy you making yourself unfuckable.

can I pay you for dating advice, like the hit movie “hitch”?

 

[johnnynoname]

"WELL HELLO DARE.....I be the white women from the bubblez...lookee lookee here"