The last conversation I had with a white "chick" on Bumble before I deleted that gay app.

[guest]

We were getting along well until she brought up the fact I wrote "Catholic" on my profile. She asked, "you do believe in evolution, right?" and I said no. She didn't like that answer. Sorry for not believing in a theory that suggests all organisms evolved from a rock. I guess I'm just not le scientific genius like you are, you logical brainiac who was just talking about tarot cards an hour ago.

Not the first time a chick has gotten really offended at me identifying as catholic. Go fuck yourselves.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Shoulda asked her how many genders there are. Dumb bitch.

 

[Meownaw]

Why would she even ask that if you had Catholic listed. Dumb broad.

 

[guest]

I'd have been all like "Of course not - niggers are still monkeys." and then sent a picture of my dick

 

[Fat little piggy]

You should thank God that you dodged that bullet. The fact she saw you were catholic and questioned you about evolution should tell you all you need to know about her. I guarantee she's the type that puts down religion ( but only catholic/christianity) by saying she follows science but also believes that men can have babies and women can have penises. No matter how good the pussy is at the end of the day you would just be fucking a version of Pat.

 

[guest]

We were getting along well until she brought up the fact I wrote "Catholic" on my profile. She asked, "you do believe in evolution, right?" and I said no. She didn't like that answer. Sorry for not believing in a theory that suggests all organisms evolved from a rock. I guess I'm just not le scientific genius like you are, you logical brainiac who was just talking about tarot cards an hour ago.

Not the first time a chick has gotten really offended at me identifying as catholic. Go fuck yourselves.

I just think of this face when I read that:

"You do believe in evolution, right?" Well, she sounds really smug and snarky about it so she clearly must be an expert. It's not like she's just repeating something drilled into her head by TV and dumbass public school babysitters ("teachers"). Sounds like a charmer, this one. Really knows how to get that sexy talk going. Should've asked her "How does believing in evolution help you make a better sandwhich?"

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

A dumb broad didn't breed with an uneducated retard. Is this an undercover eugenics app?

 

[guest]

I just think of this face when I read that:
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"You do believe in evolution, right?" Well, she sounds really smug and snarky about it so she clearly must be an expert. It's not like she's just repeating something drilled into her head by TV and dumbass public school babysitters ("teachers"). Sounds like a charmer, this one. Really knows how to get that sexy talk going. Should've asked her "How does believing in evolution help you make a better sandwhich?"

You're not going to believe this, but women on dating apps are giving away all the solutions to the world's problems for free!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm banned from Bumble and all I did was ask some stupid cunt if she'd have a threesome with my ex and me. I wasn't hiding the fact that I was in a relationship. Several of my pics were of the two of us. I don't know what the fucking idiot thought I was on there for.

 

[gassers]

@Jenna Comment?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

The Catholic Church doesn't say evolution didn't happen, pal. More of an intelligent design type thing. Remember that science as a discipline was started by the Catholic Church as a way to understand the Creator through His creation. Before that it was alchemy in a cave and shit.

 

[Harry Powell]

The Catholic Church actually allows for the theory of natural selection / evolution as a mechanism of creation by God.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

We were getting along well until she brought up the fact I wrote "Catholic" on my profile. She asked, "you do believe in evolution, right?" and I said no. She didn't like that answer. Sorry for not believing in a theory that suggests all organisms evolved from a rock. I guess I'm just not le scientific genius like you are, you logical brainiac who was just talking about tarot cards an hour ago.

Not the first time a chick has gotten really offended at me identifying as catholic. Go fuck yourselves.

I was gonna write a long, gay rambling post, but less words is better. Jesus Christ, this post is so bad and pathetic that it convinces me I need to get back on track and stop reading here. Catch you on the fuck side, flippers.

 

[Milk74]

Screenshots or it didn't happen...

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Darwin was angry at God for the death of his daughter, and he was also angry at his father, which I believe birthed the evolution theory.

There are some reports that he expressed his regrets about this on his deathbed, but I am not certain if that is true or not.

It's a reflection on humanity's low self esteem that we so readily believed that we are simply shit flingers 2.0.

You can mock the Christian faith if you're so inclined, but you gotta admit that it's funny how more and more everyday the Book of Revelation comes to life before you.

 

[Harry Powell]

I was gonna write a long, gay rambling post, but less words is better. Jesus Christ, this post is so bad and pathetic that it convinces me I need to get back on track and stop reading here. Catch you on the fuck side, flippers.

No need to announce it, buddy

 

[Harry Powell]

Darwin was angry at God for the death of his daughter, and he was also angry at his father, which I believe birthed the evolution theory.

There are some reports that he expressed his regrets about this on his deathbed, but I am not certain if that is true or not.

It's a reflection on humanity's low self esteem that we so readily believed that we are simply shit flingers 2.0.

You can mock the Christian faith if you're so inclined, but you gotta admit that it's funny how more and more everyday the Book of Revelation comes to life before you.

God - and life itself - is far more complex, alien, and strange to our sensibilities than could ever be imagined.

Why can’t an evolutionary process simply be the mechanism He designed?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

God - and life itself - is far more complex, alien, and strange to our sensibilities than could ever be imagined.

Why can’t an evolutionary process simply be the mechanism He designed?

It's very possible indeed.

 

[Jenna]

@Jenna Comment?

Dougie reminds me of Patrick in quite a few ways. The Cartman "bully/victim" switch. Patrick's seething hatred of us vs his seething hatred of Dan, which alcohol always seems to make worse. They don't listen to anyone.

The difference is, Patrick actually found a girl that provides what Dougie needs. Support me and all my wonderful thoughts! I'm not even saying Patrick is better than Dougie, it's just that he got Niki at a time when Tinder/Bumble didn't exist, she probably didn't have other romantic options so she let Patrick's narcissism break her down until she became his support.

So Dougie is basically Patrick if Niki ever leaves him. Self-absorbed and bitter. Deleting tinder because you're a retard who doesn't believe in evolution. Watch a BBC nature documentary sometime ya dipshit.

 

[Duhne Kuhn]

The Catholic Church doesn't say evolution didn't happen, pal. More of an intelligent design type thing. Remember that science as a discipline was started by the Catholic Church as a way to understand the Creator through His creation. Before that it was alchemy in a cave and shit.

The Jesuits were the saving grace of the Catholic Church... though there are still very closed-minded sects and people who want to take the "word of god" literally just like any other religion. All of it's gay as fuck but that's cool w/ me.