The Kempesh Khronicles

[guest]

Never got the Mustang or Camaro fan boys. I’ve always been more into Chargers, Challengers, Road Runners and Firebirds. Guess I never thought “I need a cheap car with balls to impress a bunch of 4’s” or whatever these low T tards buy them for.

There’s only one car I’ve ever looked at and thought “I’d give anything for that” a Black 1970 Charger with black chrome trim and black interior. Baddest fucking stock muscle car I’ve ever seen.

Let me guess. You like Corona and Family and your last name is Toretto.

 

[stealthygeek]

Did anybody guess that "DHG-562" is a paid vanity license plate and not a normal one?

Of course he'd have the most retarded vanity plate in history. Tee hee it's a secret code only my fellow Mustang drivers will get!

DHG = Dark Highland Green.

He's listed it in one of his chain letter type of questionnaires (maybe on Facebook) that it's his favorite color. If you google it the only results are for Bullitt Mustangs; a very special color for a very special boy.

Origin of the number:

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Way to spend your whole life being unlikeable, stupid.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Isn't Kempesh a street shitter name? He can dance fight Quasi like a Bollywood movie.

Yes. Rahul Kempesh.

 

[UnPRePared]

It's Polish for faggot

I asked My lady.

Can confirm.

 

[Heyfellas]

If I go to the Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram superstore over in Slidell and a Pat level Tard comes out I immediately walk past him. Lol, I don’t have time to deal with a Tard in wrinkled khakis and a half untucked polo shirt with Copenhagen dust on his teeth. I need the guy that’s been there a while and has a bunch of those glass sales awards on his desk.

No, atalker, you live on the north shore off Milwaukee

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I had always wondered what his older post history looked like. Just to see if he has always been a cunt like we all assumed. Its great to actually see it. I thought the Padawan account was great find but this one is super lucky. The screen name isnt something predictable you would think pat would chose. At least that padawan was a star wars reference. We were never supposed to find/see this and I love it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Let me guess. You like Corona and Family and your last name is Toretto.

Lol no. I was into muscle cars long before fast and the furious. I’ll be real back in the day Chrysler was popping out the best of the best in muscle cars. Their cars were way faster than anyone else’s. How do we know do ya ask. Well there’s this thing called NASCAR and back then they ran actual cars from the road not specially built frames and shells with a manufacturer engine in them, and Chrysler dominated throughout most of the muscle car era in NASCAR.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

No, atalker, you live on the north shore off Milwaukee

No child, I live up in Chippewa Falls. Hometown of Jack from Titanic and Leinenkugels Beer. I’m sorry your first better wife leaving you made you think Milwaukee is the only city in Wisconsin, I can’t help you!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Holy shit, I was right! Ive worked in auto sales off and on for decades I knew Pats auto sales career had to be short and sure enough he didn’t even make it 3 months. Auto sales require effort and most guys that come in thinking they know everything but are lazy are gone before their 3rd month. One high volume dealership I worked the senior sales staff wouldn’t even acknowledge me until I had made it past 3 months because of the high turnover of dopes like Pat. Those senior guys told me it wasn’t worth their time to even know my name unless I made it 3 months. Pat didn’t sell that GT like he claims, they don’t give that high ticket sale to a dumb rookie, he saw someone else sell just it. Also funny he claims he was such a great sales person yet didn’t even go to another dealership which also shows he was shit. He sold cars for 2 months then quit because he wasn’t selling and bringing in zero money. You don’t sell a GT for 200k then never sell again, he watched some pro sell it while he sat with a big zero for sales on that months dealership sales count.

With a special 200k car NO DEALERSHIP would let some 2 month rookie take it because they would fuck up delivery on a huge sale. That’s probably why he quit (other than not selling cars) because he met a customer at the door/on the lot who wanted and could buy a GT and the dealership told piggy to fuck off once it was a deal and gave it to a senior / experienced sales person to ensure everything went smooth. I’ve worked places where pro sports stars bought and they would have the top sales guys / sales manager / finance manager / sometimes even store GM handle the sale and delivery so every goes perfect. No place selling a 200k car would trust the sale and delivery to some dope that just started selling cars. I really think that’s why he stopped selling cars and never did it again, he got put in his place as a nobody and it made him run out crying.

That sounds 100 percent right. He thought since this sale basically fell in his lap (the guy came in for the exact car they had, which he'd probably checked on, and had the money) that he was owed the commission. Then he ragequit when they didn't give it to him, thinking they would give a shit if a 2 month rookie left.. When did this happen in relation to adrienne leaving him? I'm sure she wasn't happy when piggy came home and said he'd quit his job on principal because "they did noT give me whaT I had earneD!"

 

[RobertMewler]

I had always wondered what his older post history looked like. Just to see if he has always been a cunt like we all assumed. Its great to actually see it.

He deserves us, always has.

I bet there are a couple of forums out there we'll never know about that kicked him off for being a cunt.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

No child, I live up in Chippewa Falls

wassat?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

wassat?

Probably the only beautiful thing in the state of Wisconsin.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He deserves us, always has.

I bet there are a couple of forums out there we'll never know about that kicked him off for being a cunt.

Puh-haps more than that.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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WI is beautiful in the fall. There’s a lot of natural beauty there. Of course no one would ever learn that from Rick. As he prefers sitting in a shitty, not even real dive bar, drinking all day. Or shitting in the ghetto under his pink bwankie. In any of those states actually being in a “city” is the opposite point of them. They’re still in tact and haven’t been ruined by overpopulation. Fucking fat faggot.

 

[guest]

Lol no. I was into muscle cars long before fast and the furious. I’ll be real back in the day Chrysler was popping out the best of the best in muscle cars. Their cars were way faster than anyone else’s. How do we know do ya ask. Well there’s this thing called NASCAR and back then they ran actual cars from the road not specially built frames and shells with a manufacturer engine in them, and Chrysler dominated throughout most of the muscle car era in NASCAR.

Fellow gearhead Brothaman! Aside from the Hemi which was eventually banned from NASCAR the big 3 were producing similarly powered engines. The only standout was the street 426 Hemi. 440's and the 340 were great but to say Mopar made the bestest is a stretch. Today the LSx and now LTx engines from GM have dominated since 1997 and mod for mod they still do. I like Chrysler a lot and own a '68 Barracuda convertible but also GTO's (1966 and 2006). After typing all that out I feel like Rick. Punching out.

 

[Cuphead]

He literally jumped the fence of a junkyard, and ripped the parking brake out of a wrecked car. Must’ve learned that trick from ole Tommy Tomlinson

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What a broke loser

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That sounds 100 percent right. He thought since this sale basically fell in his lap (the guy came in for the exact car they had, which he'd probably checked on, and had the money) that he was owed the commission. Then he ragequit when they didn't give it to him, thinking they would give a shit if a 2 month rookie left.. When did this happen in relation to adrienne leaving him? I'm sure she wasn't happy when piggy came home and said he'd quit his job on principal because "they did noT give me whaT I had earneD!"

Actually, I remember he once claimed he quit because they were “fucking him” on pay which fits this story perfectly. If a you think your dealership isn’t paying you properly you go to another dealership since every place has different pay plans. Some go by volume and the more you sell the more percent the gross you get etc. but Pat NEVER SOLD CARS AGAIN which means he had a meltdown after the dealership put him in his place and he couldn’t handle it. Working in auto sales you see insane turnover numbers, some last a month, some two weeks, some a week, some not even a couple days but Pat quit because he believes he’s the greatest thing ever and he can’t handle reality. I saw it often in auto when a rookie would get lucky and have a customer ready to buy a huge ticket / special car (I worked for Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram and this would happen with first hellcats) Auto sales will humble you real quick and nothing kills an ego like selling zero cars on a busy Saturday. Pat quit and thought the dealership would be devastated without him yet he was forgotten by the weekend.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Patrick idolizing and potentially lusting after a man? I am not surprised.

Yeah, I wonder what that feels like…

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Fellow gearhead Brothaman! Aside from the Hemi which was eventually banned from NASCAR the big 3 were producing similarly powered engines. The only standout was the street 426 Hemi. 440's and the 340 were great but to say Mopar made the bestest is a stretch. Today the LSx and now LTx engines from GM have dominated since 1997 and mod for mod they still do. I like Chrysler a lot and own a '68 Barracuda convertible but also GTO's (1966 and 2006). After typing all that out I feel like Rick. Punching out.

I was always more a Pontiac guy than a Chevy guy myself. The GTO and the Firebird were just cooler than Chevys similar vehicles. Thanks John DeLorean! Lol