The Kempesh Khronicles

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Never got the Mustang or Camaro fan boys. I’ve always been more into Chargers, Challengers, Road Runners and Firebirds. Guess I never thought “I need a cheap car with balls to impress a bunch of 4’s” or whatever these low T tards buy them for.

Pats current rust bucket is based on a car from a Steve McQueen movie, a car so shitty that stock Chargers were outrunning it on set to the point it pissed McQueen off. I’m pretty sure he was wishing for a script rewrite where his character was driving a Charger instead of that heap of scrap.

There’s only one car I’ve ever looked at and thought “I’d give anything for that” a Black 1970 Charger with black chrome trim and black interior. Baddest fucking stock muscle car I’ve ever seen.

 

[Brooke Shields]

at this point we can start accusing him of being the OP of whatever profiles Chris Chan posted as and he may believe it is actually himself, due to the alcohol inhibited dementia that is

 

[Meownaw]

Damn they really found a gold mine. Was he ever not a cunt online?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Look at this pussy. “Greetings fellow Bullit riders! I just bought one a few weeks ago and its shaking! OMG what do I do!”
Because thats what a real car guy would do. Frantically consult message boards as soon as something weird happens to a car you are supposedly an expert on.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Look at this pussy. “Greetings fellow Bullit riders! I just bought one a few weeks ago and its shaking! OMG what do I do!”
Because thats what a real car guy would do. Frantically consult message boards as soon as something weird happens to a car you are supposedly an expert on.

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Hello yeah while I LARP on Twitter as an all around expert on everything (after consulting Wikipedia) I don’t understand how this tire pressure sensor thingy works, someone HELP!

What a faggot. How about you swing by Tire Discounters or Discount Tire or whatever shitty tire chain you have up there in Pissconsin and have someone look for you, fucking rube.

Does anyone know anything about Tires and the sensor shit? I didn’t know there were bands in the tire, I thought the sensor was like a little thing with a chip in it that mounted behind the valve stem inside the tire, 16, dick, internet, tires.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He literally jumped the fence of a junkyard, and ripped the parking brake out of a wrecked car. Must’ve learned that trick from ole Tommy Tomlinson

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

You know he's deelpy annoyed that we now know he's Kempesh.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You know he's deelpy annoyed that we now know he's Kempesh.

We will eventually know everything about this loser. Fat boy should have left it alone.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Two months of selling cars made Pat an expert. Not like those idiots who owned the business.

https://www.imboc.com/threads/where-are-all-the-09-bullitts.167636/post-1926794

Several months of activity apparently took place during those two months.

Holy shit, I was right! Ive worked in auto sales off and on for decades I knew Pats auto sales career had to be short and sure enough he didn’t even make it 3 months. Auto sales require effort and most guys that come in thinking they know everything but are lazy are gone before their 3rd month. One high volume dealership I worked the senior sales staff wouldn’t even acknowledge me until I had made it past 3 months because of the high turnover of dopes like Pat. Those senior guys told me it wasn’t worth their time to even know my name unless I made it 3 months. Pat didn’t sell that GT like he claims, they don’t give that high ticket sale to a dumb rookie, he saw someone else sell just it. Also funny he claims he was such a great sales person yet didn’t even go to another dealership which also shows he was shit. He sold cars for 2 months then quit because he wasn’t selling and bringing in zero money. You don’t sell a GT for 200k then never sell again, he watched some pro sell it while he sat with a big zero for sales on that months dealership sales count.

With a special 200k car NO DEALERSHIP would let some 2 month rookie take it because they would fuck up delivery on a huge sale. That’s probably why he quit (other than not selling cars) because he met a customer at the door/on the lot who wanted and could buy a GT and the dealership told piggy to fuck off once it was a deal and gave it to a senior / experienced sales person to ensure everything went smooth. I’ve worked places where pro sports stars bought and they would have the top sales guys / sales manager / finance manager / sometimes even store GM handle the sale and delivery so every goes perfect. No place selling a 200k car would trust the sale and delivery to some dope that just started selling cars. I really think that’s why he stopped selling cars and never did it again, he got put in his place as a nobody and it made him run out crying.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Holy shit, I was right! Ive worked in auto sales off and on for decades I knew Pats auto sales career had to be short and sure enough he didn’t even make it 3 months. Auto sales require effort and most guys that come in thinking they know everything but are lazy are gone before their 3rd month. One high volume dealership I worked the senior sales staff wouldn’t even acknowledge me until I had made it past 3 months because of the high turnover of dopes like Pat. Those senior guys told me it wasn’t worth their time to even know my name unless I made it 3 months. Pat didn’t sell that GT like he claims, they don’t give that high ticket sale to a dumb rookie

Nope. Those guys who work in sales, and are often predatory, definitely recognized the super genius in pat and trusted him immediately with the harder sales. They were just so much dumber than him, he felt like he was taking advantage and left. I’m sure that’s how it went down.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

So how soon before we have Kempesh twitters. Also, when do we Patpost the Bullitt forum?

 

[cliveowen]

Hopefully that dealership still has those 3 2005 Ford GTS. Looks like they go for around $500k now.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Holy shit, I was right! Ive worked in auto sales off and on for decades I knew Pats auto sales career had to be short and sure enough he didn’t even make it 3 months. Auto sales require effort and most guys that come in thinking they know everything but are lazy are gone before their 3rd month. One high volume dealership I worked the senior sales staff wouldn’t even acknowledge me until I had made it past 3 months because of the high turnover of dopes like Pat. Those senior guys told me it wasn’t worth their time to even know my name unless I made it 3 months. Pat didn’t sell that GT like he claims, they don’t give that high ticket sale to a dumb rookie, he saw someone else sell just it. Also funny he claims he was such a great sales person yet didn’t even go to another dealership which also shows he was shit. He sold cars for 2 months then quit because he wasn’t selling and bringing in zero money. You don’t sell a GT for 200k then never sell again, he watched some pro sell it while he sat with a big zero for sales on that months dealership sales count.

With a special 200k car NO DEALERSHIP would let some 2 month rookie take it because they would fuck up delivery on a huge sale. That’s probably why he quit (other than not selling cars) because he met a customer at the door/on the lot who wanted and could buy a GT and the dealership told piggy to fuck off once it was a deal and gave it to a senior / experienced sales person to ensure everything went smooth. I’ve worked places where pro sports stars bought and they would have the top sales guys / sales manager / finance manager / sometimes even store GM handle the sale and delivery so every goes perfect. No place selling a 200k car would trust the sale and delivery to some dope that just started selling cars. I really think that’s why he stopped selling cars and never did it again, he got put in his place as a nobody and it made him run out crying.

If I go to the Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram superstore over in Slidell and a Pat level Tard comes out I immediately walk past him. Lol, I don’t have time to deal with a Tard in wrinkled khakis and a half untucked polo shirt with Copenhagen dust on his teeth. I need the guy that’s been there a while and has a bunch of those glass sales awards on his desk.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If I go to the Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram superstore over in Slidell and a Pat level Tard comes out I immediately walk past him. Lol, I don’t have time to deal with a Tard in wrinkled khakis and a half untucked polo shirt with Copenhagen dust on his teeth. I need the guy that’s been there a while and has a bunch of those glass sales awards on his desk.

I really think why he stopped selling was because he got a walk in customer or found someone on the lot who was a done deal and could buy/finance a GT and once management became aware of the situation told him he was off the deal so an experienced person took over. I’ve worked many dealerships and they would NEVER let someone with barely any experience deliver a high ticket vehicle and would take over and tell piggy to fuck off. It happened to me when I was a rookie and I saw it happen to other rookies because with a large ticket item like that (especially at a ford dealership) they need a top guy to deliver it without any issue. Piggy most likely threw a fat fit not understanding the situation of why a dealership would give a special sale to an experienced person over a 2 month rookie and that’s why he never sold cars again because it was such a hit to his large undeserved ego.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I really think why he stopped selling was because he got a walk in customer or found someone on the lot who was a done deal and could buy/finance a GT and once management became aware of the situation told him he was off the deal so an experienced person took over. I’ve worked many dealerships and they would NEVER let someone with barely any experience deliver a high ticket vehicle and would take over and tell piggy to fuck off. It happened to me when I was a rookie and I saw it happen to other rookies because with a large ticket item like that (especially at a ford dealership) they need a top guy to deliver it without any issue. Piggy most likely threw a fat fit not understanding the situation of why a dealership would give a special sale to an experienced person over a 2 month rookie and that’s why he never sold cars again because it was such a hit to his large undeserved ego.

When my pops went to the dealership a couple years back to look at a Challenger SRT8 the kid who ran up said “whatcha lookin for?” Pops goes “SRT8” and immediately a salesman I kid you not dressed like a damn preacher (flashy suit gold chains everything, in Louisiana in August by the way) came on over and said “I got this one Kyle” and we didn’t see Kyle the rest of the time were there and Pops was haggling like an Arab trader with a salesman haggling like one of Patrice’s Asians. 3 hours these fuckers sat there haggling over $5K. I was so annoyed. Like buy the fucking car and let’s go. My oldest one will be 18 in May, we went over there a couple years ago to get him a ride, he wanted one of those dumb ass Jeep pickups, he left with a well maintained used Ram 1500 instead. I didn’t bring Pops along that time, I didn’t wanna spend all day over there.

 

[AntSucks]

found the atheist bitch Pat's having an incel rant about looks in that comment via archive-fu


video not worth watching whatsoever, just run of the mill late 00s atheist blabbering

all this niche of the internet eventually became gamergate (1.0) btw

"Kempesh" is still his wordpress username on his .com to this day, that's why it shows up on google

That's Lacie Greene. She's since done a 180 and dated some Trump conservative and completely changed her views.

 

[garbageman2244]

This "professional author" has had the grammar and spelling prowess of an elementary school student since at least 2005? Impossible. Next you'll try to tell me he has a dyslexic (and proud!) editor, or that he's fat.

 

[jakedeptula]

https://www.imboc.com/members/kempesh.9780/

fat queer is ova here too

 

[guest]

I wonder what fag meaning there is behind a name like 'kempesh'.

We need to dig deeper.

It's Polish for faggot

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He should have wore a rubba.