The fat man is eating an entire grandma-style pizza alone his first night in Detroit at #Penguicon

[HalfHouseFatty]

Detroit pizza looks like the square bullshit pizza they serve in school for lunch. Did he get a carton of milk with it too?

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Next he'll be fascinating us with his musings on thick cut versus skinny fries

"skin-on potato wedges also deserve a seat at the table, children"

Any more scintillating food based observations you fat fucking idiot?

 

[guest]

How can this fat faggot even afford to go out to eat

 

[TheNanaDook]

This fat fuck goes on a trip and the first thing he does is eat a whole fucking pizza by himself

I mean he's fat, so

 

[kingship75]

Detroit pizza looks like the square bullshit pizza they serve in school for lunch. Did he get a carton of milk with it too?

Chocolate.

 

[guest]

Chocolate.

He's definitely one of those faggots who likes strawberry milk

 

[guest]

Nice non nutritious meal, stupid!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact he wants to fight over pizza is classic pat.




Fat

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[guest]

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You can easily find 20 or 30 of us who be willing (genuinely, I'd tell you if they were lying) to box Pat in a controlled legal setting.

If Pat could fight me and win I'd pay his legal fees. I have no real experience and am probably a good 40 or 50 pounds lighter than him.

Pats weakness is that he is a fat out of shape cunt. A huge fucking pussy. He has possible rage strength from an autistic spergout but he's such an overweight drunk he'd burn out in 30 seconds.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Oh no. So what's "Detroit style pizza"?? Extra pepperoni because of all the niglets living there?

Square pizza with crust that is "chewy and crispy" aka, shit. Also they don't even use the proper cheese, they use Wisconsin Brick Cheese. whatever the fuck that is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Pat has never been in a fight, I don’t think he’s even been near a fight. He thinks fights are just like in the movies with one liners and heavily choreographed action. He believes he’s a “trained fighter” because he’s watched The Matrix.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Ron calls them Pizza Soup

Don't give Hoolgans any ideas.

 

[guest]

Square pizza with crust that is "chewy and crispy" aka, shit. Also they don't even use the proper cheese, they use Wisconsin Brick Cheese. whatever the fuck that is.

Going to have to respectfully disagree. It’s pretty good when done well.

but it’s nothing new. As per usual, Rick is a Midwestern rube 10+ years behind the times.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Going to have to respectfully disagree. It’s pretty good when done well.

Seems a little dough heavy to me, but i'd be willing to try it at least. But nothing annoys me more than the people who try to signal how much more cultured they are like Pat is. Same with the faggots who would always say "oh well this isn't Reaaaaaal pizza, they don't serve it this way in Italy." there It's dough, marinara, mozzarella, toppings. fuck off niggers.

 

[guest]

Seems a little dough heavy to me, but i'd be willing to try it at least. But nothing annoys me more than the people who try to signal how much more cultured they are like Pat is. Same with the faggots who would always say "oh well this isn't Reaaaaaal pizza, they don't serve it this way in Italy." there It's dough, marinara, mozzarella, toppings. fuck off niggers.

Yeah it is bready so if you don’t like that then you may not care for it. It’s like a nice buttery crispy outside with chewy inside then sauce and cheese on top. Not a pile of slop like a chicago style.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat loves his carbs so its no surprise that he eats a whole pizza to himself. Just looked it up and man that is a lot of bread. Im sure it tastes fine but damn thats a lot.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeah it is bready so if you don’t like that then you may not care for it. It’s like a nice buttery crispy outside with chewy inside then sauce and cheese on top. Not a pile of slop like a chicago style.

Stuffed pizza is better for that. like deep dish but there's a crust below, you layer in the toppings and cheese, then put another crust on top with the tomato sauce on top. Definitely cuts down on the mess. usually after the first couple bites you can just pick it up.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Pat loves his carbs so its no surprise that he eats a whole pizza to himself. Just looked it up and man that is a lot of bread. Im sure it tastes fine but damn thats a lot.

That looks like a pan pizza from pizza hut but square. With sauce drizzled all over it. It needs some pistachios on the side and Pat would have a gourmet meal.

 

[guest]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

He meant to type ‘fuck me’ but his giant fat fingers accidentally typed something vaguely heterosexual. He’s also fat.