The fat man is eating an entire grandma-style pizza alone his first night in Detroit at #Penguicon

[guest]

This motherfucker has to tweet about everything. Put your fucking phone away and eat your pizza, stupid!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Detroit has a meatloaf pizza?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nice unironic CQ tweet, stupid fat.

"This conflict between Arabs and Israelis is not just about land, but in my opinion there's a religious aspect that can't be ignored!"

 

[guest]

"Y'all have been sleeping on the Hot N Ready, child. It slaps, and shits different now".

D’Giorno just hits different.

 

[Harry Powell]

Chicago pizza is garbage so I'm sure Pat likes that too.

fuck you, queer. Pizano’s is as good as any east coast pizza. Better even.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

Papa John’s fucking slaps. Y’all have been sleeping on the garlic butter saw.

 

[Harry Powell]

There's a real New Haven Frank Pepe styled Apizza place a few mile away that is awesome. Tomatoes Apizza, in Farmington Hills, he got Hungry Howies or Jet's, which Jet's isn't the worst. Either way Detroit style sucks. He's fat and he's stalking me.

My son loves the breadsticks from Jet’s. Probably not as much as your son, but still.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Which style does he buy for his daughter? oh right

 

[guest]

fuck you, queer. Pizano’s is as good as any east coast pizza. Better even.

Never, not a chance, like with bagels, same shit.

 

[guest]

Never, not a chance, like with bagels, same shit.

Save your NY bagel and pizza rant for the next podcast, big fella.

 

[VizioDash]

He thinks the Detroit style pepperoni is made from black children.

 

[guest]

I bet he ordered from Domino's

 

[guest]

I just looked up Detroit style pizza. It looks like a fucking doorstep of bread with some cheese and sauce on top. Fat, that's the last thing you should be eating lol

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I bet he ordered from Domino's

Bet he got the pizza insurance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat still trying to get this hot take to get legs.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Pat still trying to get this hot take to get legs.

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Why did he capitalize it as though it were a proper noun?

 

[guest]

Why did he capitalize it as though it were a proper noun?

Because he's a Retard?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Isn't pizza talk often some kind of pedophile code talk for pedophiles?

What does he mean by Detroit, NY and Chicago style pizza, is he describing different kind of minors?

Is this a secret communiqué with Penguicon and other sfwa members?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Because he's a Retard?

Of the pants-shitting variety

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I bet he doesn’t even like it, he’s just trying to score points with the mutants that are attending their circle jerk. Either that or he’s trying to get someone to join him because he’s lonely.

Reminder that this dope said he liked Mommy Raven’s scrambled eggs better than what was served by a pro chef in Paris.