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This but unironically.
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This but unironically.
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This but unironically.
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Oh cool lol.
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He told me he talked to you, he said my voice is way sexier though.
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“Oh hey, it’s just me Torquie your old coworker parked outside my old office in a Lamborghini. Nothing to see here, move on. I just had to pull over somewhere to talk to my supermodel wife on the phone. Stop looking at me! Yes it’s the super charged package!”
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whatever
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He’s so rich that he doesn’t know that a motel only has one floor.
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What can I say, Dutchboyz are a turn on
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That's what the difference is? I thought hotels have a bar, whereas motels are just rooms.
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oh yeah btw I owe you 60 euros' worth in Aldi Maasdam cheese when I get there, hopefully it keeps in my overhead luggage
"Why are you bringing cheese to Amsterdam Airport?"
"I owe a Dutch fella"
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Yeah I never stayed at a motel that had a bar or pub. The only vague one is an "inn" which can go either way or both.
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Why the fuck does your Aldi sell Maasdam and mine does not?!
Just smuggle it inside some Xena VHS boxes, they will know it's for me.
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It must be some anti-Dutch German fuckery. "Deprive those cunts of Maasdam, fucking cheese eaters"
It's decent shit, too. I'll post a pic next time I'm at Aldi (within days, lol) and tell me if the price is right.
I'm such a nigger for Aldi now, it's addictive.
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We invented that shit, and you're gorging yourself on it!
Where is my Maasdam, FAWK!
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I'm so sorry, Nikki's Stinky Bum Bum.you guys are meeting up too?
whatever...
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Not to be a dick but does that sound like something a happy person would say?
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It's not about being happy, it's about making sure everyone else is less content than you are. You'll never be truly happy. Though we can try to have fun.
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Yeah, but some drive in motels have two floors. Bar seems like an odd distinction. Maybe you’re not alone because I thought my joke would put up more numbahs.
