"The best revenge is living well"

[guest]

How do I let everyone know I'm rich and stuff without like... flat out saying it? There's a lot of people who used to be part of my life (old coworkers at shittier jobs etc) who I fucking hate, and I want them to know I'm richer and happier than them without being a tomlinson or mullen ("Yeeeah! I'm out the aria, baby! I have 5 bathroom sinks!")

Is it pretty much impossible? I got to thinking about it when Dre Nigga said that Elon buying twitter was a power play. Can you do a power play without looking like a faggot?

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Is that what you really want? Bitterness and resentment are not attractive qualities

 

[guest]

Is that what you really want? Bitterness and resentment are not attractive qualities

I'm not sure. A job I used to have fucking sucked, the managers were complete dicks. And now I'm way better off in life than them and I want them to know that.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I'm not sure. A job I used to have fucking sucked, the managers were complete dicks. And now I'm way better off in life than them and I want them to know that.

Living well is really the best revenge. They'll find out eventually without you wasting your precious time trying to make it happen. Do something else with your time, we only have so much. Fuck 'em.

 

[guest]

Living well is really the best revenge. They'll find out eventually without you wasting your precious time trying to make it happen. Do something else with your time, we only have so much. Fuck 'em.

Yeah true, good point.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Dressing well and looking unimpressed/disgusted at things that should be beneath you is a good start.

If I don't like someone but they insist on engaging in conversation, I'll ask "so what do you do" and as soon as they say it I'll make a face like I smell dogshit right under my nose, but I also have intestinal cancer pains. Like, you've ruined the moment by merely existing.

 

[guest]

Dressing well and looking unimpressed/disgusted at things that should be beneath you is a good start.

If I don't like someone but they insist on engaging in conversation, I'll ask "so what do you do" and as soon as they say it I'll make a face like I smell dogshit right under my nose, but I also have intestinal cancer pains. Like, you've ruined the moment by merely existing.

So basically just imitate Jerry Seinfeld? Ask someone to come up to my motel room, and then give 'em the old, "not youuuuu".

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

But for real, revenge is probably bad: Jesus dealt with certain people and let humanity figure it out. I'm talking about kikes.

 

[guest]

But for real, revenge is probably bad: Jesus dealt with certain people and let humanity figure it out. I'm talking about kikes.

Yeah I don't wanna act like that to people. I'm gonna foget about it and let people find out naturally like RIP-Allen-Lanier said.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dressing well and looking unimpressed/disgusted at things that should be beneath you is a good start.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

So basically just imitate Jerry Seinfeld? Ask someone to come up to my motel room, and then give 'em the old, "not youuuuu".

Actually, yeah. He gets treated like he's untouchable, but everyone knows he wasn't even close to being the reason Seinfeld was popular. Saying Seinfeld was popular because of Jerry is like saying The Beatles were talented and popular because of Ringo.

 

[guest]

Actually, yeah. He gets treated like he's untouchable, but everyone knows he wasn't even close to being the reason Seinfeld was popular. Saying Seinfeld was popular because of Jerry is like saying The Beatles were talented and popular because of Ringo.

Comedians in cars getting coffee ("STOP SAYING THAT TITLE!") fucking sucks, too.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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I was gonna say something about his sinks, but then I remembered something from DA SECRET FORM and I can't go into details.

Unless people want to DM me about Daniel's sink obsession, lol.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Comedians in cars getting coffee ("STOP SAYING THAT TITLE!") fucking sucks, too.

"Hey Jer, remember that time you dated a 17-year-old when you were like 34 or some shit?"
"Yeah but she was a poor Jew, and we're allowed to. This isn't going on Youtube, is it?"

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Or like saying The Alliance is popular because of The Midnight Storquer.

























































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Cakehorn, I'm calling you out

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Cakehorn, I'm calling you out

It hurt me to make that post buddy, nothing funnier than rape though, i think we can all agree on that.

 

[guest]

It hurt me to make that post buddy, nothing funnier than rape though, i think we can all agree on that.

Nah, rape isn't funny. Do I have a story to tell you about a summer in 2002... /1

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It hurt me to make that post buddy, nothing funnier than rape though, i think we can all agree on that.

"Rape"

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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"Rape"

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Cakehorn, I'm calling you out

I deleted it, it hurts too much to look at.

@The Midnight Storquer is the funniest fucker around, he used to make me laugh on the phone for hours.

I laugh a little less when i see the phone bill.