I'm so sorry I just tried to tell you what to do with your own body. I could go to prison for that.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I think it's hilarious my stomach fucking hurts as bad as it does but my brain goes "do more of the same"
My body's nobody's body but mine
Shitting blood from fast food is protected under section 32 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
Popeye's is no fucking joke man. I only ever got the shrimp for years (which is awesome) but I recently started getting their chicken sandwiches and I totally understand the riots.
I know it's not good but I'm also kind of ocd I can't think of anything else I want.
I've told this story before. Maybe even in this thread. I used to live above a Greek restaurant that sold double cheeseburgers in Brantford. I think I gained 60 pounds in a year cuz I couldn't stop getting them.
The Greek guy at the counter was even like "maybe a sub today?"
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Those are both insulting, Boq
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Big deal, I could just do it myself by bending backwards really far
You broke the system. The world will never be the same. If a man can 96 himself, think of the other possibilities!
This traditional Canadian martial art is foreign to me. I'm a foreigner and only know how to shit myself.
My retarded brain wouldn't let me stop. I'm getting a ghost Pepper burger. For some reason I thought coleslaw as a side would make it better.
#turksbodyturkschoice
Have you tried punching your brain in the dick?
I am like 90 percent sure they will fuck up the order.
Many times. Repetitively. In succession. And then I make cumsies.
Hopefully. Coleslaw sucks.
And that's coming from a guy who loves cabbage.