The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

Nah Boq's a good guy. Everyone gets all scared about Somalians but you literally just need a mid-sized dog and you can take on like a thousand of them.

 

[Turk February]

Boq, remember when you were a cute girl vj on YTV?

 

[Turry]

Today on umk we're going to make an automatic clitorectomy machine out of some hedge trimmers, a coffee grinder and a dream of a caliphate where everyone can feel heard

 

[Turk February]

Today on umk we're going to make an automatic clitorectomy machine out of some hedge trimmers, a coffee grinder and a dream of a caliphate where everyone can feel heard

And after that, Fairly Odd Parents.

 

[Turry]

WWAWD Big Comfy Couch? I'm not afraid of clowns or nothing I just wanted her to fall in there AND NEVER RETURN

 

[Turk February]

@Mass.gov did they make you quit YTV when you transitioned? I don't want to be rude. I just want to know.

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD Big Comfy Couch? I'm not afraid of clowns or nothing I just wanted her to fall in there AND NEVER RETURN

Yeah. The older clown lady was way too hot. That fucked me up for life.

 

[Not Child.]

@Mass.gov did they make you quit YTV when you transitioned? I don't want to be rude. I just want to know.

That faggot was one of those Caribbean + Pajeets like Jackie Singh

 

[Turry]

Yeah. The older clown lady was way too hot. That fucked me up for life.

"Clown stepmommy trapped under couch"

 

[Turk February]

"Clown stepmommy trapped under couch"

I'm not even joking she fucked my head so bad I feel weird talking about her.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends there was a very attractive woman dressed as a clown on Canadian childrens tv and it gave us all a complex.

 

[Turry]

I don't even remember her lol. I hated that show

 

[Turk February]

I don't even remember her lol. I hated that show

Oh shit. I might be thinking of the wrong show totally.

 

[Turry]

All the sexy CILFS sort of blur together after a while.

 

[Turk February]

There was a show with female clowns that came on after zaboomafoo.

 

[Turry]

Okay here's where the rubber meets the road, fellas.

WWAWD Reboot?

 

[Turk February]

That lemur was a cocksucker

 

[Turk February]

Okay here's where the rubber meets the road, fellas.

WWAWD Reboot?

I never got it. It just seemed weird but not in a good way.

 

[Turry]

Turk with the inevitable horrible take.

 

[Turk February]

Turk with the inevitable horrible take.

Oh okay, it was a masterpiece that led to the creation of Toy Story. Fine. It made me feel motion sickness and it never made me care about the characters.