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Just a horrific cyberpunk future where the oppressive liberal government decided to deprive men of handjobs but subtly.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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He's a million years old, I have to take care of him.
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Stupid faggot dog. I hope he lives ten more years and brings you nothing but joy
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WWAWD baby-talking a dog but calling them a retarded faggot who has feline AIDS the whole time? PFG bit, pisses women off to an insane degree
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"HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME STUPIT BITCH"
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"neo you can take the blue pill. Wake up in your bed. Go back to work. Or you can take the penis chinese penis and save Canada"
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Man if I had any video editing skills I'd do something with that "succulent Chinese meal" video
"Are you trying to deprive me of my succulent penis?! CHINESE penis?!"
But I don't so I'm just going to lay here and giggle thinking about it
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Editing is for fags and busy bodies. Just go for it. Be punk rock about it. The penis chinese penis demands it.
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I do that shit to every dog ever. My favourite instance of that I ever saw was my dad chilling on the porch having his coffee with his golden retriever, which was legit the best dog ever. She came and laid her head on his leg and he was petting her and said really softly "You're so beautiful. I oughta kick all your fuckin teeth out. Yes. You're a good girl, baby." I don't even think he knew I could hear him.
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Yeah I fucked her.
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Before she became a dog. Obviously. I'm not a pervert. She used to be a person.
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For our American friends I think I should explain. By Royal decree sometimes women are turned into animals for unforgivable crimes. But loving men like Abe stay by their sides.
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Your dad rocks
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My niece used to live a couple doors down from him so all the neighborhood kids loved the dog. They'd always take her for whatever shit they were getting up to and all their parents would let her in their houses because she was chill as hell. That dog had a pretty ballin' life.
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I don't get how people deal with owning dogs. It's like having a giant robot you can't really control. Been scared of them my whole life.
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If you're scared of Golden Retrievers then you really need to be microdosing penis - Chinese penis constantly
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My mother was killed by a golden retriever. Seeking the penis chinese penis. She has none. It's my deepest darkest secret.
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My dad can actually train a dog to do whatever he says. I've always just lucked out and got really good dogs out of the box. My rule is I don't get a dog that would fuck off on me off leash. So like no huskies or hounds. We had a Bassett hound when I was a kid that was never on a leash and she'd fuck off for hours and come back covered in shit or fish guts. The scariest dog I ever had was the most gentle. Big ass Rottweiler. It's like that dog understood English. The only dog I've had to get rid of because it kept trying to attack people was an Australian shepherd mix.
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My grandparents had neighbours for a while that had a mean as fuck golden retriever that would snarl through the fence and shit. It's the only time I've ever seen that so I assume it was either horribly abused or retarded.
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Australian shepherd mixes are the violent nigger savages of dogs