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Ahaha it sure is Abe. We've got some festive fun coming up for the kids here right after these messages.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I pay 2 50 a pack. What's the online rate?
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I'm sorry I called you boy, sir. I thought you were an indian
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To be fair I thought you were a native that just discovered the internet at first and you were pissed when I said that.
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It works out to 3 bucks and it comes to the door. No dead drop required.
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I didn't want to tell you, it's not my story to tell, but Abe has been... Developing... A penis chinese penis problem. It can affect your emotions.
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That's not bad at all. I'll look into it.
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Can you get that via skip the dishes?
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If you could the stupid cunts would come to the wrong door with it.
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Sometimes when Abe take penis chinese penis he is not himself. Sometimes he hits me. It's not him. It's the penis chinese penis.
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I don't want to hurt you. You make me hurt you. I just want you to be good and do what I tell you to do, okay?
Hey
Hey
Who loves you?
Vigoda loves you.
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Why am I the codependent girl in this joke. Okay. I can roll with it.
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You started it
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You started this ridiculous thread
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You could also be my horribly abused kid, it depends which type of disturbing Canadian PSA we're shooting for here
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The most harrowing, well made Canadian TV ever was the needlessly violent PSAs as covered on the raqio show Opie and Anthony
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It's like you're accusing me of rape right now. You invited it. I thought you wanted it.
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I'm Kathleen from Degrassi Jr High. I always loved her as a character because the writers just did everything bad you can do to someone to her. It was almost funny. If there was a Kathleen episode you KNEW she would be hit or in tears 15 minutes in.
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I always remember the alcoholic one. "Sometimes my dad will take me for ice cream and then he'll sleep a lot and be real cranky"
"Sometimes my dad tells the dog fuck off outta here or I'll drink your piss on Canadian Thanksgiving ya filthy mutt"
"Sometimes my dad tells the dog fuck off outta here or I'll drink your piss on Canadian Thanksgiving ya filthy mutt"
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I've never seen a single episode of Degrassi but oddly one of my favourite things is people describing shows I've never seen. I'm not joking. Bam and someone else on reddit used to talk about garbage reality shows and it was fucking hilarious.