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didn't she get fat or is that just another girl you mentioned who confesses her love to you?
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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This is another one who looks like that bitch who played Topanga on Boy Meets World. She moved away for a long time and we were supposed to do something together when she came back one time and something came up and I couldn't and I deeply regretted it for a long time. I went to elementary school with her. She had a breast reduction and still has bangin tits. They were ridiculously huge when we were kids. She also doesn't dye her hair like a whore so she's got natural grey streaks and I'm into it for some reason. I am likely going to marry this chick.
The other one isn't exactly fat either, she just had a bunch of kids and hit the wall. She used to look like a porn star.
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Update. I sat on a tube of topical antibiotics and now my pants are covered in topical antibiotics.
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It's almost lunch time again, bitches. It seems like it was just yesterday I had lunch.
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What's on the menu today, Turk? I'm thinking about getting a meatbwall swub. It's been a while.
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Half pound hamburger sandwich with a salad because I'm healthy.
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That was the worst fucking salad I've had in my life. That's going right in the corner. The bugs are fucking lucky.
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Vote of no confidence coming? Are we getting a Canadian Thanksgiving election? Trudeau lost his finance minister and the back up one refused the job.
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Housing minister has resigned too.
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I fucking hope so. We need PeePee Poiverlever.
I'm not getting my hopes up since I did last time and you made a goddamned fool of me.
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I've been having to deal with an Ontario-based software company at work for the past few months, and they are constantly fucking up the projects we're trying to run on their platform. What the hell are you guys doing up there?
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Just chillin, you know?
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Sorry our postal service has been on strike for two months so we're kind of crippled.
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That's what I said. Ontario is fucking chillin.
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I still have yet to receive my updated license and health card, the fuckers.
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I've been waiting for my health card since like August. It's not like Canada Post has ever done any work. They're just fucking chillin. It's traditional.
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There is kind of a loop hole with the health card if you don't know the number you can just have the service you're using call the hospital and they will confirm you have OHIP. I've lost so many cards I know this for a fact.
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Yeah I think my interim class 5 is going to expire before I even get the card. Fucking GOOFS
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Here's a serious question. Why can't I just pick the card up where it's made?
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Because they're made with child labor and the man doesn't want anyone knowing. There's a little crippled native boy painstakingly painting a photorealistic portrait of me looking like a slackjawed asshole on a plastic card right now in some factory.