The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

When I worked as a computer tech for a while the guy who trained me told me about a PC that died of second hand smoke. It was in a taxi office and there were chain smokers in there constantly so the tar ended up seizing the fans and the CPU overheated and fried the board.

My dad is a computer scientist and he keeps my old hard drive in his office because I smoked so much and had such poor ventilation the nicotine literally stopped it from rotating. He shows it to students.

 

[Mass.gov]

Mustard got my ribs pretty good...see, this is funny. Psyops are always funny.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

But yeah, I used to carry my computer in a suitcase and I should have unplugged shit and wrapped it but didn't. And eventually it just became a mass I could barely use. So my Optiplex got the name The Mass.

You really complicate things for yourself a lot.

 

[Stevie Lew]

Uh-huh. Keep pretending you're not who you are.

Not working stupid. Asserting baseless nonsense isnt going to work, maybe for retards like you who write bullshit dissertations but no one else

 

[Turk February]

You really complicate things for yourself a lot.

I try to take the shortest path to my destination, metaphorically, and end up lost in a forest.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nobody better be talking shit behind my back. They can talk shit in front of my front and deal with the hysterical crying.

 

[Turk February]

Nobody better be talking shit behind my back. They can talk shit in front of my front and deal with the hysterical crying.

Serious question. Do you carry a knife? I'm just wondering how local that is.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Nobody better be talking shit behind my back. They can talk shit in front of my front and deal with the hysterical crying.

To be fair I didn’t say anything too harsh. It’s fucking frustrating that Turk won’t get his shit together and it pisses me off. I’m sorry Turk for talking behind your back.

 

[Turk February]

To be fair I didn’t say anything too harsh. It’s fucking frustrating that Turk won’t get his shit together and it pisses me off. I’m sorry Turk for talking behind your back.

It's fine. You were probably asked a question and you answered it. There's nothing wrong with that.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Not working stupid. Asserting baseless nonsense isnt going to work, maybe for retards like you who write bullshit dissertations but no one else

Hoo hoo Rawbin

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Nobody better be talking shit behind my back. They can talk shit in front of my front and deal with the hysterical crying.

You should fawkin say about you lol

 

[Mustard]

Its creepy how obsessed @Turk February is with Mass.gov

literally is obsessed with him, something sexual about it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Serious question. Do you carry a knife? I'm just wondering how local that is.

Everybody carries a knife. It's for utility though. I'd never pull it on anybody.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Serious question. Do you carry a knife? I'm just wondering how local that is.

Pretty standard to carry some sort of knife out west if you're part of my generation and white (or white adjacent)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

To be fair I didn’t say anything too harsh. It’s fucking frustrating that Turk won’t get his shit together and it pisses me off. I’m sorry Turk for talking behind your back.

It pisses me off too.

 

[Turk February]

No banchan with my kimchi Jiggae. Fucking pissed.

 

[Turk February]

Generous portion though.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

No banchan with my kimchi Jiggae. Fucking pissed.

Where you at with the curry pork belly

 

[Turk February]

We this kimchi wasn't finished.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Everybody carries a knife. It's for utility though. I'd never pull it on anybody.

I pulled my knife once. Two young punks jumped me to try to steal my guitar. After they boot fucked me for a while one of them grabbed the case and started legging it. I got up, ran him down, grabbed the back of his collar and put the blade flat at his eye level and I told him he was going to drop the guitar one way or another.

He put it down, I threw the knife in the gutter, slammed him headfirst into the wall, got suckerpunched by his buddy and then kicked in the head a few more times. When the cops showed up I was spitting blood everywhere and raving like a lunatic but I had my guitar. The cops asked me about the knife and I just played dumb. I hadn't retrieved it and never did find it.

"They said you had a knife."
"The two PRICKS who jumped me while trying to rob me said that? Huh."