The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Mustard]

That Turk always be Turkin'!

Drunkenly embarrassing himself, thats the def of Turkin'

 

[Turry Fawks]

Americans still think 69ing is where it's at. GAY

 

[Turk February]

Americans still think 69ing is where it's at. GAY

It's okay once in a while to mix things up. But I agree their shit puritanical culture denies them the greatest sexual experience of the 96.

 

[BoringFaggot]

"And then the drunk guy says, "I can't help being an idiot, i'm Canadian"! @Turk February comment?

 

[Turry Fawks]

I wrote in a short story that the homeless junky is the ultimate libertarian lol. Parallel thinking.

It's sort of obvious when you've been there.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

So I learned something. I don't need a cleaning service. What I need is called "decluttering". A word I've never heard before. But apparently they're seperate things.

It's called a trash can

 

[Turk February]

It's called a trash can

I have like half my body that doesn't work. You gunna use this trashcan for me, bitch! I hope your colon falls out you fucking cunt. Sorry.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I have like half my body that doesn't work. You gunna use this trashcan for me, bitch! I hope your colon falls out you fucking cunt. Sorry.

It already has! Source: I post on OnAForums

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Update: i saw a person wearing a backpack with a canadian flag pin and a leather keychain/decoration that had the Roots beaver logo on it on the commute home earlier this afternoon

 

[Turk February]

Update: i saw a person wearing a backpack with a canadian flag pin and a leather keychain/decoration that had the Roots beaver logo on it on the commute home earlier this afternoon

The invasion has already started.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The invasion has already started.

I couldn't believe it. Life is funny sometimes

 

[Mustard]

I couldn't believe it. Life is funny sometimes

Watch this

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Watch this

Give me the gist, whatever that is looks long as shit and I'm not going to watch it

 

[Turk February]

Give me the gist, whatever that is looks long as shit and I'm not going to watch it

From what I remember I got really drunk one night got really angry that Porsalin stole a collab from me. Called Cog with 0 evidence because wasn't planning on talking about it and made an ass of myself.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

From what I remember I got really drunk one night got really angry that Porsalin stole a collab from me. Called Cog with 0 evidence because wasn't planning on talking about it and made an ass of myself.

Turk even if i knew what that meant, i wouldn't care

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

@Mustard why did you want me to watch that video

 

[Turk February]

Turk even if i knew what that meant, i wouldn't care

You just asked, shit dick. What are you, fucking retarded? I hope I heal up soon so I can shove a fist in your ass.

 

[Turk February]

@Mustard why did you want me to watch that video

Because it's deeply embarrassing to me and that makes him cum.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You just asked, shit dick. What are you, fucking retarded? I hope I heal up soon so I can shove a fist in your ass.

Well i assumed that video recommendation was meant to clown you, i don't care if you acted foolishly in a video

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Because it's deeply embarrassing to me and that makes him cum.

I skipped around it and you don't even come off bad from what I heard.