The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's the leaked DMs at the end that really bust my ribs. Why so illiterate?

I was so drunk, dude. This may have been the same week I posted a cock on YouTube.

 

[:sumaturry:]

I was so drunk, dude. This may have been the same week I posted a cock on YouTube.

Come on you're a smart guy it shouldn't fuck you up like that. I've shitposted while hammered a lot and I don't devolve to "u" and "r" and shit like that. Granted I always typed properly and it takes effort to abbreviate things.

 

[Turk February]

It's the leaked DMs at the end that really bust my ribs. Why so illiterate?

I actually don't remember most of this appearance and won't rewatch it. It's too deeply embarrassing.

 

[Turk February]

I accept I did it. I accept it exists. I just don't want to see it.

 

[Turk February]

If @Mustard was around in the Bitwave days he'd have so many far more embarrassing clips. Luckily Bitwave never saved their shows and the site is gone and Mustard is a Johnny Come Lately

 

[:sumaturry:]

I don't think those were actually your DMs. I refuse to believe it.

 

[Turk February]

I don't think those were actually your DMs. I refuse to believe it.

What do they say (summary).as I said I will never watch this video.

 

[musTARD]

If @Mustard was around in the Bitwave days he'd have so many far more embarrassing clips. Luckily Bitwave never saved their shows and the site is gone and Mustard is a Johnny Come Lately

Big deal, it's not like it's impossible for you to do something even worse in the future, you know.

 

[:sumaturry:]

What do they say (summary).as I said I will never watch this video.

"I'm gay for my dad can I succ ur dick bb" etc etc.

This is a paraphrase but it's pretty accurate

 

[Turk February]

"I'm gay for my dad can I succ ur dick bb" etc etc.

This is a paraphrase but it's pretty accurate

That's pretty funny. I'm fucking funny.

 

[:sumaturry:]

What if it was Turk Fuckuterry and you said what you really thought.

 

[Turk February]

What if it was Turd Shitbruary and I just could never stop shitting. Not even for a second?

 

[:sumaturry:]

What if it was Torque February and you were the last of the classic hovel guys

 

[Turk February]

What if it was Turkey February and I was a fucking turkey

 

[:sumaturry:]

I don't get it

 

[Turk February]

Also. Sad update. I think Luna forgot her name. Very sad.

 

[Turk February]

I'm calling a cleaning service first thing tomorrow morning. I can't live like this. There are at leadt 23 cases worth of cans laying around and I have no idea what to do.

 

[:sumaturry:]

We need before and after pictures

 

[Turk February]

Ever seen Idiocracy with the mountain of trash? It's pretty much that.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Yeah but what does the room look like