The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

If you think about it, Baby Dave Thomas must've done something pretty terrible to make his parents not love him like that.

Back then the idea of a square patty was anathema to the rounders.

 

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@Mass.gov comment?

 

[Child..]

Im not into grannies tbh if that's your implication. MILFS, MATURE BBW's etc

 

[Turk February]

Im not into grannies tbh if that's your implication. MILFS, MATURE BBW's etc

What if they're "RARE"?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wendy Thomas is a hefty porker and her father was a parentless, unlovable cretin.

 

[Turk February]

Wendy Thomas is a hefty porker and her father was a parentless, unlovable cretin.

I actually don't know who either people are. I'm just enjoying the ride.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I actually don't know who either people are. I'm just enjoying the ride.

I actually don't have anything against Dave Thomas, I'm also just enjoying the ride. I also don't mind a square patty.

 

[Child..]

Oh shit that's the Wendy's girl from the logo...all grown up

@Turk February how's your hand...

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh shit that's the Wendies girl from the logo...all grown up

Would it blow your mind if I told you that Wendy never looked like the logo?

She turned out alright all things considered

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Would it blow your mind if I told you that Wendy never looked like the logo?
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She turned out alright all things considered

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Would it blow your mind if I told you that Wendy never looked like the logo?
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She turned out alright all things considered

"Sorry, honey, the focus groups all said they didn't want an ugly fat kid on their burger wrapper."

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

"Sorry, honey, the focus groups all said they didn't want an ugly fat kid on their burger wrapper."

"If they see you they're not going to want to eat for a couple of reasons."

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

She had kind eyes, though. I'll give her that.

 

[Turk February]

I totally changed my opinion on Sikhs cuz a man in a turban helped me carry my dinner up the stairs. Turk February is a fickle man.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She had kind eyes, though. I'll give her that.

Kind, fat eyes.

 

[Turk February]

Seriously boys if you're ever in the Niagara region you gotta try this shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wwaw jacking off to the Wendy's logo.
Or the Starbucks Siren.
Or Ronald WcDonard.

 

[Turk February]

Korean food in most of Southern Ontario stinks. They always Canadianize it. This is raw provincial Korean shit.