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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Smelly Furtaco?

I feel like that didn't get enough appreciation the first time I said it. It could have been added to the TFP:TAVCTSM bits
She was so hot and she fucking ripped Crybaby while I was on shrooms and I almost cried. My friends and I were also very mean to her guitarist who I think may have been her actual boyfriend.
 

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You know what I just realized? Has the DMAN dropped in here yet? He's an honorary Canadian, whether he likes it or not.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'm sorry. Im too mesmerized by the metal girl on YouTube to even think of black people.
Lmao is it the homely Russian guitar girl? Because I love her too.

In an I want to make her my wife kind of way.

But she'd have to quit guitar completely. I can't have a woman being better than me at something I'm really good at.
 
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