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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

Gay Faggot.

Soft punchable jaw...bitch tits...pear shaped
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I'll block this whole fucking forum, I swear to fuck.

Bunch of racists.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I've got news for you RACISTS.

Wiarton Willie is WHITE. He's literally an albino groundhog.



50 years ago Wiarton Willie would've had Punxsutawney Phil hanging upside down with a fork in his ass.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I'd grab him up by the scruff of his neck, spin him around like a discus thrower for no good reason then spike him headfirst into the pavement.

Then I'd flick Wiarton Willie on the end of his nose and call him a stupid rat.
You need to be locked up.

I bet if you saw Wiarton Willie in person you'd be starstruck. If he made eye contact with you, you'd look down and away.
 
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