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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Groundhog Day Spectacular Megathread

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Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
Don't you have winter until May or something? I didn't think there was any event stupider than Groundhog Day and then Abe told me about the Canada version.

I don't think Abe Vigoda was even FROM Canada
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On the East Coast they have 3 lobsters that they monitor for the same purpose. I think if you join the Canadian military you're guarding Wiarton Willie for at least 3 months
 
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A food truck could be a 5 star restaurant in Canada.

The people up north are sick in the mind. It's a disease; being Canadian, it's like being half normal but also half alien. Well, maybe not alien... Not quite as bad as Asians (otherworldly) but still Canada is slightly "off." They're virtually living in another country.

Why don't you dumb assholes just have your own Canadian Christmas and hold it in November? As a matter of fact, have it on our Thanksgiving just to steal our heat, why don't you?

You people are truly unbelievable.
 
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Wha happen? Did the mounties fall asleep? Nobody here to defend your country's honor? Is the time zone difference causing a thread derailment on page 2 before the self indulgence can kick in?

Your people are so stupid -- HOW STUPUD ARE THEY? -- That the main lyric of your national anthem is just the name of the country. LOL
 
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We can keep going. Because you all do this in every thread, but see now, See now this is what The DMAN does now. He does it back to you in your own thread, but he's a one man gang. He's over here now. He's giving it back to you. You're taking you're medicine. The DMAN's got your free health care right here.
 
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The DMAN is like Jay Hogart, he's the older dude bad influence from the wrong side of the tracks, he gets involved with the girls too young for him because he's just that bada** and he's convincing JT to steal pharmaceuticals from work and sell them to his campfire friends which ultimately results in his spiraling and dying of a stab slice near a car. This happened around the time that the fat girl Terry almost died in a choma but people cared about JT because she was heavy set and those people are expected to have health issues, but she was bashed over the head. It wasn't her weight. She was abused by Rick. We all know how he turned out. Rick is the most Canadian pure blooded character on the show. He is a Canadian goof who lashes out.
 
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The DMAN's got the whole page to himself. The damn flood protection is really cramping his style though, this thread would be up to 20 DPAGES right now if not for the built-in cockblocker keeping The DMAN down from stealing Abe's thunder and making an absolute fool of him in front of his family, God, and the world. EVERYONE is laughing at you for failing to hold the fort down and defend your country. In your own thread. You took it like a prison wife.

All of you Canadians will pay your taxes.

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