That didnt happen pat.

[Slackjawed Cow]

Stop loying

 

[Meownaw]

Dumb autist takes joke as fact. But like you said it never happened and it's his way of telling a horrendous joke.

 

[guest]

Professional author can't write realistic dialogue because he spends 90% of his time crooking his puffy triple-chinned neck towards his phone instead of interacting with real humans.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dumb autist takes joke as fact. But like you said it never happened and it's his way of telling a horrendous joke.

Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.

 

[Meownaw]

Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.


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WE OVERHEARD YOU!!!

 

[The Greaseman]

For as much as he lies you would think he would be better at writing fantasy.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

the only thing he ever overhears is "What's that smell?"

 

[CuntFucker .]

Slightly off topic: It would be for the best if Patrick was taken out by a nigger with a hammer.

 

[porquedealer]

I know its just his way of framing to tell a bad joke
The way its tweeted... implies Pat doesn't get the joke.
The person you overheard was making light of an awkward topic. The person who actually says that isn't in denial or dumb, they are doing, as your type of folk like to say: tell me your parents are swingers without telling me your parents are swingers'.

 

[BudDickman]

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Everyone with a job is in a higher tax bracket than Pat, but this is actually omniscient narrator Pat psychically accessing their W2s.

Regardless, this is not how paying less taxes works. If you're in a higher tax bracket, then by definition that means you pay more taxes, unless you're just committing tax evasion.

Rick people pay less taxes by lowering their tax liability, i.e. having less income, which puts them in a lower tax bracket. They prefer to have assets that yield a capital gain, which can be deferred and which is taxed at a lower rate.

 

[guest]

He made that up just to make the even stupider "What in The Villages is this?" reply. I'm sure he thinks it's comedy that pays the mortgage but it's one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

 

[stealthygeek]

Real things I actually overheard on the subway this week:

▪ A twink telling his fag hag friend that he recently discovered that he does not have AIDS (, child. He said it twice too).
▪ A fat chick who is currently enrolled at a very expensive school majoring in "TV/Film" and minoring in... women's studies. Felt almost too on the nose.
▪ An unacceptable amount of Spanish.

My favorite was when he read an entire text exchange of a more successful white man texting his mistress a photo of some bar decor that referenced cheating. Even his obvious lie is creepy and weird. Like the shape of his mouth..

 

[SFWA liaison]

friendless Pat always comes up with stuff he overhears and not "a friend told me...". Sad!

his only friend is serving a 3 year sentence

 

[Stent]

His fleshy pink earlobes dangling towards others to snoop on their conversations. He's a *checks notes* stlaker with no life who needs to get a hobby.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

His fleshy pink earlobes dangling towards others to snoop on their conversations.

Hes a real bustybody

 

[Guest]

friendless Pat always comes up with stuff he overhears and not "a friend told me...". Sad!

his only friend is serving a 3 year sentence

Hey that’s not fair, he’s also friends with Kelly Williams who is a well known rapist and Paul Weimer who is a well known pedophile.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Hes a real bustybody

 

[guest]

Im pretty sure he works from the punchline backwards. So he has a thought he thinks is comedy material and tries to create some scenario that it would be used. Instead of being able to actually craft a real joke he likes to pretend he eavesdropped in on someone at the bar so he doesnt have to "own" the joke and be responsible for why it bombed. He has been copping out to this trope for at least 10 years. All of these never happened and NAHT FUNNY.


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Man this guy overhears quite a bit. Very observant, this character. Just like how he saw that "business dude" texting at the bar (where else would he be?) and could immediately tell the guy was having an affair. Or how he had 360 degree vision when confronting the Brotosaurus so he could keep an eye on the reactions of the medically obese woman he was defending. You can't get anything past ol' Ricky.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I wonder if the OP on this one is the real willem Dafoe

 

[guest]

Or how he had 360 degree vision when confronting the Brotosaurus so he could keep an eye on the reactions of the medically obese woman he was defending. You can't get anything past ol' Ricky.

That was such a crock of shit and more proof that he doesn't go to the gym. He said she was on a stairmaster and he was able to glance over at her screen and see how long she was going. There's no fucking way because the screen on the stairmaster is a couple feet off the ground and not easy to see. He's a fat liar.