That didnt happen pat.

[guest]

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Get on it @captain_kamala

 

[captain_kamala]

Get on it @captain_kamala

That's exactly what I'm looking for. Where do I sign up?

 

[guest]

That's exactly what I'm looking for. Where do I sign up?

Oh nevermind, it says he’s looking for busty body

 

[captain_kamala]

Oh nevermind, it says he’s looking for busty body

 

[Turd]

when his elderly parents are in hospice this fat pig will be playing with toys and tweeting while Kyle is taking care of everything

 

[Sputnik]

Pat I overheard someone saying you were fat and gay.

 

[guest]

Stop loying

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My name is Gooby Lyinshtinkle and I overheard your conversation at the bar!

Awwww umdibbadibbadibba hoodoonow umdibbadibbadibba chubbawubbawubbawubba

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Overheard everywhere he goes:

-Please excuse my husband.
-What's you're problem, buddy?
-Get a loadda fatso ovah there!

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Overheard:

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What an amazing and wacky life Pat leads. Day in and day out he hears, sees and experiences all kind of fantastical things that coincidentally fit into the space of a tweet.

"Is that fat dude putting his computer on the bar?"

"Yeah, and he has a fucking mouse too!"

These are the only things Pat is likely to overhear.

 

[The Greaseman]

Overheard:

Can any of you fucks play the tuba? I'll pay you to follow rick around and play this.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Stop loying

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Overheard: “A statement which conveniently supports whichever cause I’m currently championing”

 

[guest]

For as much as he lies you would think he would be better at writing fantasy.

He’s fat.

 

[EraGodless]

Stop loying

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Notice how most of these bullshit stories are "overheard," and not directly said to him in conversation? Because he goes to the bar and talks to absolutely no one except the bartender. He has zero friends he can hang out with.

 

[EraGodless]

Overheard: “A statement which conveniently supports whichever cause I’m currently championing”

I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone . He's insane.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I love the overheard political conversations where someone is MAGA and Pat has to scold them and then everyone . He's insane.

My favorite one was when he threatened to tweet what they were saying to his 50,000 followers and they stopped talking. As if they were actually totally embarrassed by their own beliefs and wouldn't want people to know what they were saying even though nobody would know their names and they would receive no blowback of any kind from it even if he did.

 

[guest]

Notice how most of these bullshit stories are "overheard," and not directly said to him in conversation? Because he goes to the bar and talls to absolutely no one except the bartender. He has zero friends he can hang out with.

I bet he bores the shit out of anyone who has the misfortune to sit next to him.

 

[EraGodless]

I bet he bores the shit out of anyone who has the misfortune to sit next to him.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Everyone with a job is in a higher tax bracket than Pat, but this is actually omniscient narrator Pat psychically accessing their W2s.

Regardless, this is not how paying less taxes works. If you're in a higher tax bracket, then by definition that means you pay more taxes, unless you're just committing tax evasion.

Rick people pay less taxes by lowering their tax liability, i.e. having less income, which puts them in a lower tax bracket. They prefer to have assets that yield a capital gain, which can be deferred and which is taxed at a lower rate.

He also doesn't realize the reason billionaires don't pay taxes is because their net worth is tied to investments that are unrealized and often illiquid. Hence why if their business fails they are flat out broke.

Expenses are routed through the business and written off, realized gains are offset by investment losses, so they truly don't make any income and therefore have nothing to be taxed. But he's poor and retarded so why would he know?