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Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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My fucking ribs will never recover from this.
 

Gay Faggot.

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Reading pats stammering and soft spoken tone is almost as good as hearing it. Props to BDA for keeping it to the point. I would have explained to the judge child that it’s hilarious to watch him sperg out and make him squeal. I also love the childish back and forths BDA and Rick had. Truly phenomenal.
 
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I think it’s pretty far-fetched to believe that this guy who is an expert in everything from international relations, to hydrodynamics, to astrophysics, and constitutional law would not realize that making a statement to the police doesn’t automatically make something unequivocally true.

Plus it seems like he didn’t even bring the police report with him. I guess he just thought the court would magically have all that in hand ready for his big case.
 

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