Thank you to those who got the bit tonight. Here's the transcript for real

[BakersfieldChimp]

Patrick claims none of us have ever broken our anonymity but he knows the name of a number of you guys. A clear lie.

He also, conveniently, doesn't remember threatening BDA. Nice lie by omission, stupid.

He continues to claim, in official court proceedings, that we've vandalized his house (when it was him), trespassed on his property (though none of us have been given a trespassing warning first) and that we've had him SWATTed when no swat team has ever shown up at his house.

And the most egregious fucking lie is saying we're fans of O&A. That's perjury, you fat faggot!

 

[Stent]

THE COURT: Do you under -- Do you have any witnesses with you today?
THE PETITIONER: No, but I can certainly bring them, if necessary.
THE COURT: Well, this is the day for the hearing. Although, you do have the right to appeal. Do you understand that you cannot testify as to what anyone told you about him going to the bar?
THE PETITIONER: I do not understand that.
THE COURT: You can't.

Fucking lol

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Couldn’t watch the stream live tonight, unfortunately. Just got done. Had me howling at the jocktober reveal. Glad to hear you shit on those kiwifags. TYFYS Dan.

 

[Volkov]

Dan doesn't need me to white knight for him, but he was in a totally chill mood up to that point. I believe it was a bit, or otherwise he'd have been broooooooding like Jim does on air. You'd FEEL the tension. And there wasn't any.

I think he started out poking fun at KF but then as he saw the names of those who'd attacked him he worked himself into a blind rage

 

[guest]

I love how baffled the court is by how retarded this whole situation is. This shit is fucking hilarious

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

"I had already been home for several hours, at that point, because I'm not 25 and don't close out bars anymore."

Did he really walk in and think a mixture of Frat Pat and Sassy Pat was going to endear him to the judge?

 

[guest]

This is like some Monty Python skit, unbelievable.

 

[guest]

HA HA HO LEE SHIT.

This judge ruled.

Fat lying sack of shit. I can't believe he let that pepperoni shit on the record.

 

[FFWBTdad]

Enjoy!

can we still have a script reading podcast? maybe give out parts for reading with wigs and fat suits??

 

[guest]

Dan doesn't need me to white knight for him, but he was in a totally chill mood up to that point. I believe it was a bit, or otherwise he'd have been broooooooding like Jim does on air. You'd FEEL the tension. And there wasn't any.

@Uncle_Floyd keepin the boys in line!

 

[guest]

The judge is one sassy motherfucker. He rules. Pun intended.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I spent most of that wondering if it was another prank. When I read the African American children part I thought there was no way this was real. Patrick will forever be the most fascinating phenomenon I’ve ever seen

 

[Midian9876]

This is how you executive produce.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

No judge child.

 

[guest]

This is where the appeal would be logged, right? He hasn't appealed this? Very unusual behavior for Tubby

[URL unfurl="true"]https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2022CV001494&countyNo=40&index=0&mode=details[/URL]

 

[Jenna]

 

[guest]

This is where the appeal would be logged, right? He hasn't appealed this? Very unusual behavior for Tubby

[URL unfurl="true"]https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2022CV001494&countyNo=40&index=0&mode=details[/URL]

I check it every day. He’s not sneaking one past us.

and no, Rick, that doesn’t consume me. It takes about 30 seconds out of my day each time to put you and Andrew’s names in.

 

[guest]

This is where the appeal would be logged, right? He hasn't appealed this? Very unusual behavior for Tubby

[URL unfurl="true"]https://wcca.wicourts.gov/caseDetail.html?caseNo=2022CV001494&countyNo=40&index=0&mode=details[/URL]

prolly gonna appeal the last minute

 

[Jenna]

This is fucking great, I can't believe it's real.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

To the rubes who did not get the bit: linger longer