Terrible Nicknames Given to Women You've Known

[quasi101]

almost forgot, the one Jew was nicknamed Nose for obvious reasons

Sticking her nose in other people's finances ?

 

[Jenna]

Pac-man

She didn't understand handjobs require an up-down motion, and instead did north east south west like she was playing arcade pac-man.

 

[CQ Beans]

She was a local bike. And good at it.

My poor ribs.

 

[bantadant]

Pac-man

She didn't understand handjobs require an up-down motion, and instead did north east south west like she was playing arcade pac-man.

Bitch tried to put in the Konami code to make a dude cum

 

[guest]

Tuna
Gums
Dogface

Red Dawn...girl had her period in white pants in 7th grade

 

[JohnnyHeadrats]

We had two different girls we called Diesel, one because she looked and dressed like Kevin Nash, the other one I don't know why but she was black so it was funny.

 

[Honey Badger]

There was a girl in college who blacked out and shit herself in the bathtub of my old fraternity’s party house. She left the shit in the tub and I guess hobbled back home, but not without a dozen people seeing it. It created chaos because it was the only bathroom in the house and the women couldn’t exactly squat in the front yard.

Anyways, she was Poop Girl the rest of college. And no one wants to bang Poop Girl

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

There was a girl in college who blacked out and shit herself in the bathtub of my old fraternity’s party house. She left the shit in the tub and I guess hobbled back home, but not without a dozen people seeing it. It created chaos because it was the only bathroom in the house and the women couldn’t exactly squat in the front yard.

Anyways, she was Poop Girl the rest of college. And no one wants to bang Poop Girl

I want to bang poop girl.

 

[BUBBLER]

We had two different girls we called Diesel, one because she looked and dressed like Kevin Nash, the other one I don't know why but she was black so it was funny.

I think you meant to call the black one crude

 

[Toast]

My cousin's group of college friends has one girl with the nickname "Jizzface". Unfortunately, I've forgotten how she hilariously ended up with a face of sploodge resulting in a great name.