Terrible Nicknames Given to Women You've Known

[PickleRickle]

Grimmer - She rimmed a guy after he took a shit
Roni - She had massive pepperoni nipples
Nova - my buddies beautiful Italian girlfriend that sounded fuckin retarded when she talked, like Nova from planet of the apes.

 

[Dog Eater]

My mother used to call my Aunt ‘crusty cunt face’.

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

There was a girl called The Oyster because she was big and fat and shaped oddly. One day at school it was sloppy joe day and a bunch of guys lined up and threw their sloppy joes at her while laughing and yelling “Oyster Oyster Oyster”

Jeezus Christ Joe

She's either twice the size, or skinny and hot

 

[CQ_Beans]

My now wife’s nickname from college was “The Big Easy.” Weird because she’s not from New Orleans.

That is weird.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Not a nickname I gave her but in High school every boys bathroom had at least one place graffiti'd "Laura (Name) has a Huge Muff". In random places. Someone wrote in on a clock in the senior hallway too.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

There was also another chick we called frakentitties because she had huge tits and a massive forehead. We'd follow her around making groaning noises between classes.

That's terrific.

 

[guest]

There was a girl with big tits at school called Rhiannon, so naturally she became Rhiandes. Another girl in the year above had an insane body and was pretty hot, but had big teeth and a slightly protruding jaw. This guy in her year started calling her Monkey Features and it stuck. She probably still winces thinking about it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

100%. It was pretty fucked up honestly, as funny as it was. She started shrieking and crying and hobbled slowly out of the cafeteria. It was like some shit out of an 80s movie.

There was a table of weird, smelly fucking losers who were always playing that Magic card game and Pokemon and shit like that at my school called the Butterscotch Pudding Gang. They were called that because like once a week someone would launch their shitty butterscotch pudding at the wall above them and it would splatter pudding all over them and they'd just have to walk around like that for the rest of the day. Movies would have you believe that nerds are smart, but these dipshits sat at that same table every day even though they got covered in pudding regularly because of it. One kid got in trouble once for hucking pudding and that was it. Imagine being those kids' parents and how fucking pissed you'd be if your kids were getting continuously humiliated like that and nothing was being done about it.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

We called a girl who cut herself, Cutter. Thats probably the most brutal one.

 

[Dennyislife]

Me and some buddies used to call this girl ratface to her face. She wasn't that bad looking really. I feel bad about it now as it almost feels like adult me was calling a 14/15 year old girl it. I wish I could remember her actual name but I can't it wasn't even done in a particularly mean way more a young boys not knowing how to interact with girls way. It's one of the few things I wish I could go back and undo. She was pretty nice really

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Coco / Double Zero

Bitch looked like an ape, so my buddy started calling her Coco the Gorilla. The Seinfeld episode were George was trying to be "T-Bone" had just ran in rerun the night before and her nickname became Double Zero after George's stupid shirt.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Ol Fisty

Apparently she took a whole fist. I mean internally

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Movies would have you believe that nerds are smart, but these dipshits sat at that same table every day even though they got covered in pudding regularly because of it.

Some people are just set in their ways.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There was a near-midget chick in my old neighborhood. She was just slightly too tall to be a legit midget, but she was decidedly midget like, with the humongous head and stumpy legs. Everyone called her Midge. There was another neighborhood girl known as Potato Pussy, because her pussy was so dirty, you could grow potatoes in it.

 

[RoxburyRick]

MonkeyFace
GonoRhea (slut named Rhea)
Quasi, bc when she walked into work the first day she looked Quasimodo in the Disney movie

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

We called this one girl Feta Cheese because our buddy said her pussy stunk like Feta Cheese.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nitro

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nitro

Is that person currently known as the blowjob queen or is that someone else?

 

[RoxburyRick]

almost forgot, the one Jew was nicknamed Nose for obvious reasons

 

[quasi101]

There was one chick we would yell ANALRAM at because that was her name spelled backwards. There was also another chick we called frakentitties because she had huge tits and a massive forehead. We'd follow her around making groaning noises between classes.

Mulva?