Tall Tales strikes again

[soulbrotherman#1]

Guys you're all forgetting, he's extremely autistic and unfunny, he may be trying a joke here but holy Moses is it nonsensical and non funny

 

[Clint Ruin]

Guys you're all forgetting, he's extremely autistic and unfunny, he may be trying a joke here but holy Moses is it nonsensical and non funny

Yeah, I think that's what he was going for, a joke so painfully unfunny that most don't recognize it as a joke.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

*chick-chicki-chickaw* Ohhh yeaaaah

Do you think that his continued engagement with us has made him this delusional? Or would he have gotten here on his own?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Even medical impossibilities can’t stop me, child.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Even medical impossibilities can’t stop me, child.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

He should turn himself over to the authorities for financial impropriety.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Patrick day 1:

What if boobies... in space!

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Sheeeeit, this fat fuck probably can't turn himself over in the bed now.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Also, adding to his compendium of Tomlinson Tall Tales taken from fiction, his story of finishing his mini marathon with an ankle sprain was stolen from the movie Run Fatboy Run (lol), with the infinitely more likeable but equally roundheaded Simon Pegg.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He tries to be funny with shit like this, but doesn't know how to deliver it as such. Take his "stitched up someone with a basketball needle and dental floss" line. Meant in jest, I'm sure, but he comes off as such a pompous cunt that it just dies on the vine.

 

[peckafacce]

Its too bad Momma Raven didn't leave him that way.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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Please stop! This thread is triggering me. You’re going to break my 10 days without an incident streak

He has those gross old man fingernails Jesus Christ.