I'm in love with her. She would make the perfect wife... I'd be happy coming home to that every day.
And she does exist... I met a Russian chick just like her in Europe. I still talk to her on Instagram. She's legitimately funny for a woman. From a convo we had reccently:
Her: Why do you still talk to me even though we live in different countries?
ME: I always stay friends with people I've had sex with.
Her: So does that mean you don't have many friends?
Svetlana is my standard if I were to ever get married.