Surnames you dislike

[Treat Yourself]

On the flip side, how about great surnames: https://www.kulr8.com/news/judge-fa...cle_a189ad7f-4f56-5db4-b22a-16f201ff63d8.html

 

[bantadant]

Some dude at work has the last name Kuck. Insists it's pronounced "cook"

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I share a name with a former president and it's been an embarrassment my whole life. We use the original form, though.

Same.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Probably Muhammed, or Mohammed.

And no, it's not because they're mozzie names. It's just the name's so common that it's even used as a first and middle name, multiple times no less, when the guy already has it as his surname! I mean how many times have you met a motherfucker named Mohammed Ali Mohammed Ahmed Muhammed? Fuck, I never a white guy named Smith Smith "Smithy" Jimmy Smith, so why does Islam allow this. Absolute madness.

Oh, and Stevens. Never liked anyone with that surname.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Greek surnames piss me off

Hey!!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I automatically like anything that's Scotland related

MacLeod is a bad ass name

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Patel
Singh - I thought Sikh were cool until Jackie
Schatz
Goldbaum
Rosenblatt
Cohen - oh you hail from kings? Eat my entire ass
And a thing only white people donos name their kids last names as first names
Carter
McKenzie
McKenna
Etc

 

[Dennyislife]

America has so many surnames that are just completely made up nonsense. Like nowhere else on earth has that surname as it was made up by somebody a few generations back. It's like a country filled with people using their MySpace account names for their surname.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

McKenna

Where the FUCK is my LSD!?!?!?





......FUCK!!

 

[guest]

Some dude at work has the last name Kuck. Insists it's pronounced "cook"

There's an old aristocratic family in England whose surname is Coke. They pronounce it "Cook." It's one of the many gay "either you know the proper pronunciation or you don't" social tests that exist in England.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

There's an old aristocratic family in England whose surname is Coke. They pronounce it "Cook." It's one of the many gay "either you know the proper pronunciation or you don't" social tests that exist in England.

Remember the guy who did the Tony Soprano impression who called into O&A? Max Koch? He pronounced it 'Cook' too.

 

[guest]

Remember the guy who did the Tony Soprano impression who called into O&A? Max Koch? He pronounced it 'Cook' too.

Medium rare? An aris-to-crat...

You'd try and pronounce it differently if people saw your name and said "Cock?"

 

[Bumley]

Anything ending in a vowel or "-sky".

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

America has so many surnames that are just completely made up nonsense. Like nowhere else on earth has that surname as it was made up by somebody a few generations back. It's like a country filled with people using their MySpace account names for their surname.

When my dad got off the boat they tried changing his last name but he refused

 

[wbgreen]

When my dad got off the boat they tried changing his last name but he refused

He should have been sent back then.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He should have been sent back then.

Good call, damn liberal customs agents

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

Gomez sounds gross.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

When my dad got off the boat they tried changing his last name but he refused

The good name of Karamalakias shall not be besmirched

Medium rare? An aris-to-crat...

You'd try and pronounce it differently if people saw your name and said "Cock?"

Actually I'd encourage that pronunciation and change the spelling to "cock". And change my middle name to Penis.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Where the FUCK is my LSD!?!?!?





......FUCK!!

I think I took too much, tripster.

 

[Chapel]

Anyone with the surname Campbell is a ratfuck piece of shit not to be trusted. No exceptions