Stripclubs

[guest]

Don’t sleep on Eugene/Springfield

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

First one I went to was the Bodyshop in Hollywood. My buddy bought me a private dance from an awesome Australian chick. She was awesome.

Been to some low scale ones around Vancouver/Portland. Don't think I got any dances at those but I didn't have to pay for any drinks so it wasn't the worst time ever.

My friend was a cocktail waitress at a place in Vegas for awhile, so I'd go get in there for free and she would bring me the stripper dinner from the back and I would chill and eat Spaghetti out on the floor lol.
That same chick would also take me in through the back stripper/staff entrance at the Rhino and just drop her ex bfs name to the security guy. "Oh___ is here? Haven't seen him, but go on in."

I guess the common thread here is if it's free and the girls are hot, then it's great.

We got “bottle service” at a trashier one by me which just meant that I paid $80 for a bottle of Grey Goose and they gave us mixers plus a couch. The chicks there were pretty fawkin hot though.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

We got “bottle service” at a trashier one by me which just meant that I paid $80 for a bottle of Grey Goose and they gave us mixers plus a couch. The chicks there were pretty fawkin hot though.

That's a pretty fawkin great deal for bottle service honestly.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's a pretty fawkin great deal for bottle service honestly.

It might have been a little more tobehonestwitchya but it definitely wasn’t much more than 100 after a tip.

 

[Stent]

Naked women distract me from staring into my phone.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

First time I went when I was 18 and didn't understand how lapdances worked, a latina stripper kept whispering into my ear "do you want more?" and I just kept saying "yeah, I don't have anywhere to be.." not realizing every time she asked it was another 20 bucks. By the 20th time she asked, I had hands down her pants and she was sticking her nipples in my mouth. Finally she gets up and tells me the total.. a few hundred dollars. I notify her I only have like 40 cash and before I could finish that I would go to the ATM they had inside she starts kneeing me in the balls and I run out without paying, bouncer follows me out and smokes a cigarette by my car laughing about it and says she is a cunt.

 

[LiberalPussy]

“Don’t you have a mother?”

 

[guest]

Some are better than others. I'll usually go once a year on vacation to get it out of my system if im feeling blue. The northeast and California are a joke. The south is pretty cool. They can be fun, just don't be an easily marked faggot.

Most of them will straight up shake you down. Especially the ones with fake tits and asses. Go in with what your willing to spend beforehand and not a dollar more, like a casino.

The best experience I've had was going at like 6pm when it was dead and some light skinned black where sat with me for an hour, let me hit her vape pen, and pretended to be my girlfriend basically. I was happy to give her 100 bucks to get naked and grind on me for a couple songs.

But usually I leave feeling like a dirty depressed faggot who just got robbed

 

[johnnynoname]

We got “bottle service”

I promise you I'm not pointing and laughing at you after reading this