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Strange moments in your life you still can't explain

Patrick O'Neal

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Mandela effects are mostly misremembered bits of pop culture that might make ‘more sense’ than what actually happened. Like with common movie misquotes that just sound better out of context of the movie.

Having said that, one that’s a bit odd is in Moonraker. The character Jaws sees this little girl in pigtails. He smiles at her, showing a mouthful of metal. She smiles back at him and … how do you picture that? Why did they have an immediate connection?
 

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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Mandela effects are mostly misremembered bits of pop culture that might make ‘more sense’ than what actually happened. Like with common movie misquotes that just sound better out of context of the movie.

Having said that, one that’s a bit odd is in Moonraker. The character Jaws sees this little girl in pigtails. He smiles at her, showing a mouthful of metal. She smiles back at him and … how do you picture that? Why did they have an immediate connection?
Yeah that's fucked up. Not to mention I believe I've seen archived websites where she had the braces.
 

RoTheHo69

I was sad at him.
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Mandela effects are mostly misremembered bits of pop culture that might make ‘more sense’ than what actually happened. Like with common movie misquotes that just sound better out of context of the movie.

Having said that, one that’s a bit odd is in Moonraker. The character Jaws sees this little girl in pigtails. He smiles at her, showing a mouthful of metal. She smiles back at him and … how do you picture that? Why did they have an immediate connection?
IDK wtf. They must be organized.

..or IDK https://groups.google.com/g/rec.arts.tv.uk.comedy/c/Man9CYHEJhc

This shit glows hard. They're all in on it.
 

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Imager

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I don't know exactly if this one counts but here we go.

In high school I had a friend/acquaintance who was very religious. Christian. But definitely the nuttier side.

In college we had a bit of a falling out.

One day someone told me he committed suicide. Apparently the story was that even though he was this hardcore Christian, he got himself some pussy and was hitting it on the regular. Apparently he was told by the girl he was fucking that she was pregnant.

I think in his head this translated directly to "I'm definitely not going to heaven" so he killed himself.

So I'm told this story and I said out loud, "I bet she wasn't even pregnant."

I don't know exactly what happened, but I do know she never gave birth.

I don't know how I knew. But I fucking knew.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I don't know exactly if this one counts but here we go.

In high school I had a friend/acquaintance who was very religious. Christian. But definitely the nuttier side.

In college we had a bit of a falling out.

One day someone told me he committed suicide. Apparently the story was that even though he was this hardcore Christian, he got himself some pussy and was hitting it on the regular. Apparently he was told by the girl he was fucking that she was pregnant.

I think in his head this translated directly to "I'm definitely not going to heaven" so he killed himself.

So I'm told this story and I said out loud, "I bet she wasn't even pregnant."

I don't know exactly what happened, but I do know she never gave birth.

I don't know how I knew. But I fucking knew.
That’s retarded. If he thought he wouldn’t go to Heaven wouldn’t it make more sense to prolong it by living?
 

Harry Powell

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I was on the city bus once when I was fawkin 18, and this chick gets on, she sits in front of me, i've got headphones on so i'm not being as perceptive as I should have been, but she turned around on her chair, so that she was sitting on her knees while holding onto the bus seat, looking over her chair directly into my fucking eyes, like inches away. She had the look of awe and bewilderment on her face, it was scary as fuck, like an alien looking at some strange lifeform. Then she got off at the fawkin hospital lol
She was on drugs. I’m pretty sure I have both done this and had this happen to me.
 

Imager

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That’s retarded. If he thought he wouldn’t go to Heaven wouldn’t it make more sense to prolong it by living?
Plus suicide puts him in extra hell. Nigga clearly didn't pay attention in Sunday school.

He was probably a closeted homo as well
I don't want to get too doxy so let's just say he believed that it was pre-ordained who got into Heaven and Hell. From the moment you're born God knows, but you don't.

So yeah the fact that I instantly knew he killed himself for no actual reason is crazy. But the more I thought about him the more it's clear what a piece of shit move that was.

He finished himself off outside, for one, on a relative's property.

For another, he believed he was the father of an unborn child and he viewed this child as punishment for his sins (I mean, I can't know for sure what he thought but the sequence of events is pretty clear). This is Tomlinsonesque behavior. Deprive your kid of its father because it's all about you.

His family was very religious, but I don't think they believed that pre-ordained shit. And the mom has said things like she knows he's in heaven. It's like no, not according to your very own doctrine. But of course no one says anything, because who wants to believe that about their kid?

I do hope if he had his time in front of God, God tells him that it was a test and he failed it. "All you had to do was to be a good dad." But yeah imagine you're like 8 years old and you accidentally find out your dad offed himself because your mom told him he was pregnant.

I wonder if the bitch feels any guilt at all.
 
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