Star Wars Hate Thread

[HeyItsVos]

Any of the movies after the original trilogy sucked, but some of the games are really good. I'm playing through fallen order right now and it's awesome.

Just finished that a couple of weeks ago. Really enjoyed it. I want to get the new one, but I hear there’s a lot of bugs so I think I’ll wait.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Just finished that a couple of weeks ago. Really enjoyed it. I want to get the new one, but I hear there’s a lot of bugs so I think I’ll wait.

I just got the split Sabres last night, which kick ass. The game is hard as fuck though. I'm gonna wait for the new one to be fixed and cracked before bothering with it.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I just got the split Sabres last night, which kick ass. The game is hard as fuck though. I'm gonna wait for the new one to be fixed and cracked before bothering with it.

I loved using that attack. The new game will give you the option to wield a blaster with the light saber which I’m looking forward to. I acquired the “saber throw” as quickly as I could in the first game so I could attack enemies from a distance and then close in.

 

[LingerLonger]

I always assumed Darth Maul’s role got reduced when they opted to hire the stunt performer over an actual actor. They dubbed over Ray Park’s voice and that is a lot trickier than the Vader dub since he’s not wearing a mask.

This is a perfect story of Lucas's insanity as told by the voice actor for Darth Maul. Twenty minutes but the ending is hilarious.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I like the first 3 still in spite of the man babies. The rest is meaningless to me, except for a few scenes here and there like the Darth Maul fight.

Superfans tend to ruin everything, from movies to music to sports.

Pod racing is cool and the Jango Fett scenes in Attack of the Clones.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I am one of the original Star Wars generation, so it was a huge part of my childhood.

While being a teenager in the 90s, I started recollecting the toys while still in high school. Was embarrassing then, but proved to be a wise investment in the long run.

I enjoyed the resurgence of the 90s and even read the novels and comics. But that was pure nostalgia.

The key appeal of Star Wars was that it was finite. There were only ever going to be a certain number of films, so when one came out it was an event. The 6 movies told a cohesive, self contained story.

But now it's just another Marvel. Star Wars shit being announced all the time, and Star Wars basically being driven by toy and merch sales. It means nothing anymore, and Reddit faggots try and make it political.

I have sold off a good portion of the vintage toys I bought in the 90s, but have a few left i haven't fucked with anymore. Something that meant so much to me when I was young is little more than another Fast & Furious to me.

At least I still have the Mad Max films, but "Furiosa" could very well signal decline of that as well.

 

[HeyItsVos]

This is a perfect story of Lucas's insanity as told by the voice actor for Darth Maul. Twenty minutes but the ending is hilarious.

I’m convinced George Lucas is retarded, but I respect him for shoehorning racist caricatures into all of his movies.

So Terence Stamp is definitely a pedo right?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So Terence Stamp is definitely a pedo right?

Funny you should say that.

I remember before Episode 1 ever came out, there was this interview with Terence Stamp about it. He was talking about how excited he was to be working with and able to meet Natalie Portman, and then how disappointed he got that he couldn't meet her because of child labor laws limiting her work hours.

I can only imagine the shit Natalie Portman had to do and in turn had done to her starting out. Did you know that there was written (but not filmed, mercifully) a sex scene for her and Leon in The Professional? WTF!

 

[Turk February]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The future generations really are lost. There is no hope.

 

[Turk February]

The future generations really are lost. There is no hope.

I've been thrust into Zoomer culture by interacting with Sam Hyde fans for 2 weeks, and without question, human extinction is the only path to maintaining any dignity of the species.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Funny you should say that.

I remember before Episode 1 ever came out, there was this interview with Terence Stamp about it. He was talking about how excited he was to be working with and able to meet Natalie Portman, and then how disappointed he got that he couldn't meet her because of child labor laws limiting her work hours.

I can only imagine the shit Natalie Portman had to do and in turn had done to her starting out. Did you know that there was written (but not filmed, mercifully) a sex scene for her and Leon in The Professional? WTF!

Sick shit. I heard about that scrapped sex scene. That interview Linger Longer posted mentioned Stamp being excited to work with Portman and him being pissed he was alone by a green screen. That was the first time I heard that. When he was telling the story I was thinking she was still just a teenager for the first Star Wars movie anyway. Burn Hollywood to the ground.

 

[EraGodless]

Funny you should say that.

I remember before Episode 1 ever came out, there was this interview with Terence Stamp about it. He was talking about how excited he was to be working with and able to meet Natalie Portman, and then how disappointed he got that he couldn't meet her because of child labor laws limiting her work hours.

I can only imagine the shit Natalie Portman had to do and in turn had done to her starting out. Did you know that there was written (but not filmed, mercifully) a sex scene for her and Leon in The Professional? WTF!

She went to my high school- she's around 5 years younger than me, so I missed my chance because I'm not Anthony Cumia and I was in college when she was a HS freshman.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I just got the split Sabres last night, which kick ass. The game is hard as fuck though. I'm gonna wait for the new one to be fixed and cracked before bothering with it.

I was really into it until one of the first bosses. Didn't realize it was a Souls-like. I just don't have the attention span to spend my time dying again and again figuring out which tactic to use to kill a boss.

 

[BUBBLER]

Star Wars not only ruined cinema, it ruined the world. It's easy to forget how delightfully weird the first one was at the time, how it used old B-movie westerns and Flash Gordon serial tropes and draped it with a po-faced quality that would later become the key to audiences taking this goofiness seriously, (Nolan later pushed it even further with his Batmans and now we live in a hell where people cry at Ironman dying.) This coupled with the cosmology (the Force became the main character and a source of ersatz mysticism for godless idiots w/ no sense of the spiritual), the idea of a multi-film arc (i.e. the myth of Lucas as genius who created an entire alternative Universe like Tolkien or Asimov but realized cinematically), and the toys made it revolutionary.

Now everything has to have some gimmick, some stunt, some cinematic universe or people won't watch. It also froze everyone's ideas of social struggle as Black Hat v. White Hat / Dark Side vs Light Side and thus blunted an entire generation's ability to think about anything outside of good or bad. It's probably why shared abstraction on social media is based on whether something is "liked" or not. No one can think, everyone is a faggot, and it's all Star Wars' fault.

The only thing revolutionary it did was realize you could exploit the shit out of nerds and their wallets

 

[BUBBLER]

I hate Star Wars but its for the most pussy reason ever. I can't believe I'm going to even admit this.

I was ten when the first one came out. Me and my family had gone out to dinner and headed to the movies to see Star Wars. We get to the theater and my mother announces since we just ate and since it was too expensive, nobody was getting popcorn or candy or anything.

I turned into the biggest miserable sulking whining bitch you can imagine. I was determined to HATE the movie.

So yeah, I hate the entire star wars franchise because I didn't get popcornin 1977. No lie. I never saw any of the other installments until the early 2000's when my kids wanted to see them.

Your stupid cheap cunt whore of a mother should've gotten a backhand from your pussy father for saying that shit.

Bitch really motherfucked you

 

[not that Jack Horner]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I was really into it until one of the first bosses. Didn't realize it was a Souls-like. I just don't have the attention span to spend my time dying again and again figuring out which tactic to use to kill a boss.

When I used to play video games back in the day, I started turning that shit down to easy. The last thing I want is a challenge on my day off, man. I just want to watch my dude dominate.

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAWD Star Wars Christmas Special? I have a copy that I’ll put on any time some fucking idiot tells me Lucas was a genius or had a grand plan. Nobody can get through even half of it it’s so bad. Probably the worst thing Harrison Ford was ever involved in.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

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