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Star Wars Hate Thread

sorchEDearth

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Star Wars not only ruined cinema, it ruined the world. It's easy to forget how delightfully weird the first one was at the time, how it used old B-movie westerns and Flash Gordon serial tropes and draped it with a po-faced quality that would later become the key to audiences taking this goofiness seriously, (Nolan later pushed it even further with his Batmans and now we live in a hell where people cry at Ironman dying.) This coupled with the cosmology (the Force became the main character and a source of ersatz mysticism for godless idiots w/ no sense of the spiritual), the idea of a multi-film arc (i.e. the myth of Lucas as genius who created an entire alternative Universe like Tolkien or Asimov but realized cinematically), and the toys made it revolutionary.

Now everything has to have some gimmick, some stunt, some cinematic universe or people won't watch. It also froze everyone's ideas of social struggle as Black Hat v. White Hat / Dark Side vs Light Side and thus blunted an entire generation's ability to think about anything outside of good or bad. It's probably why shared abstraction on social media is based on whether something is "liked" or not. No one can think, everyone is a faggot, and it's all Star Wars' fault.
 
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Star Wars not only ruined cinema, it ruined the world. It's easy to forget how delightfully weird the first one was at the time, how it used old B-movie westerns and Flash Gordon serial tropes and draped it with a po-faced quality that would later become the key to audiences taking this goofiness seriously, (Nolan later pushed it even further with his Batmans and now we live in a hell where people cry at Ironman dying.) This coupled with the cosmology (the Force became the main character and a source of ersatz mysticism for godless idiots w/ no sense of the spiritual), the idea of a multi-film arc (i.e. the myth of Lucas as genius who created an entire alternative Universe like Tolkien or Asimov but realized cinematically), and the toys made it revolutionary.

Now everything has to have some gimmick, some stunt, some cinematic universe or people won't watch. It also froze everyone's ideas of social struggle as Black Hat v. White Hat / Dark Side vs Light Side and thus blunted an entire generation's ability to think about anything outside of good or bad. It's probably why shared abstraction on social media is based on whether something is "liked" or not. No one can think, everyone is a faggot, and it's all Star Wars' fault.
The good vs bad in star wars came from westerns. Cowboys vs black hat cowboys.
 

Not bad

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Star Wars is so jewy I was surprised to find out Lucas is not a Jew. It fails even as mindless entertainment, because there's nothing to relate yourself to. How do you expect me to care about the resistance when the only thing we see of the world they're protecting is a randomized bunch of muppets (multicultural HELLHOLE) in a bar? Blow it up for all I care.
 

TheNanaDook

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“somehow Palpatine returned”
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PogromStallone

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I still don't understand how 3 above average popcorn flicks from the 80s spun into 10+ movies, a 3 season TV series 20+ video games etc. And still the only good part is the first 3 entries. Star wars is the Weezer of movies (car crash me Bonnie, Weezer has sucked for 25+ years now).

The fans are the worst part. They eat up any star wars shit up, no matter how bad it gets. I don't even think they like it anymore, but they've cornered themselves into a hole where is their entire personality, they have a wookie tattoo, etc. They have to like it.

I have a friend whore daughter was born on may 2nd. He literally told me she's born close to May the Fourth, so that's kid's birthday is extra special to him. Cringe.

Another's friend's dad is an Actual Tough Guy alpha male type and he admitted he cried during episode 8. Which I don't understand as that movie is what made me finally stop watching star wars forever.
Your friends sound awful.
 

Wa4892

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I hate Star Wars but its for the most pussy reason ever. I can't believe I'm going to even admit this.

I was ten when the first one came out. Me and my family had gone out to dinner and headed to the movies to see Star Wars. We get to the theater and my mother announces since we just ate and since it was too expensive, nobody was getting popcorn or candy or anything.

I turned into the biggest miserable sulking whining bitch you can imagine. I was determined to HATE the movie.

So yeah, I hate the entire star wars franchise because I didn't get popcornin 1977. No lie. I never saw any of the other installments until the early 2000's when my kids wanted to see them.
 

EraGodless

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I like the first 3 still in spite of the man babies. The rest is meaningless to me, except for a few scenes here and there like the Darth Maul fight.

Superfans tend to ruin everything, from movies to music to sports.
Darth Maul reminds me of Steven Segal's character in Executive Decision or The Rock and Samuel L. Jackson in The Other Guys- made up to be a big part of the movie abd badasses and they went out pretty quickly. Now, I never read the Star Wars books so I don't know how Darth Maul fit in- the marketing for Phantom Menace made him seem like he was going to be along the lines of Darth Vader without the eventual sentimentality. Oof.

 

HeyItsVos

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Darth Maul reminds me of Steven Segal's character in Executive Decision or The Rock and Samuel L. Jackson in The Other Guys- made up to be a big part of the movie abd badasses and they went out pretty quickly. Now, I never read the Star Wars books so I don't know how Darth Maul fit in- the marketing for Phantom Menace made him seem like he was going to be along the lines of Darth Vader without the eventual sentimentality. Oof.


I always assumed Darth Maul’s role got reduced when they opted to hire the stunt performer over an actual actor. They dubbed over Ray Park’s voice and that is a lot trickier than the Vader dub since he’s not wearing a mask.
 
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