So you're not convinced Patrick is retarded?

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Okay I take it back, he's actually more retarded than Chris Chan and this is just pathetic

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is a 41 year old man that spends his days shooting nerf bullets at republicans he doesn’t like on tv. He’s been doing this for years yet doesn’t claim to be mentally ill. If Kayne West did this he would go all in with “look how stupid he is!” With zero self awareness.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think this confirms Niki is his caregiver on some disability / welfare scam.

 

[Raymond]

Your avatar leering at that fat kid is unsettling.

 

[Meownaw]

40 years old and would shoot Trump with it when he would show up on CNN. If you wrote this character for a TV show or movie people would say it's too over the top and to tone it down.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Prison awaits, cyberstalker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Meownaw]

He can't even spread his butter. Also nice sippy cup, stupid.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He can't even spread his butter. Also nice sippy cup, stupid.

Because he doesnt keep a stick at room temp. Its cold out of the fridge. To be fair its not uncommon.

 

[UnPRePared]

This wasnt bought on a whim at spring break to use around the pool one summer 8 years ago. He uses this often and shoots it at political people that pop up on his tv and is usually within reach.

 

[Jenna]

I think it's more narcissism than retardation. Patty's mommy wrote his name on his toys when he was a kid -> writing your name on your toys became the "correct" way -> Patty continued to do things the "correct" way as an adult.

The conversation about writing your name on your toys has been settled long before any of you interjecting your unwanted opinions on the subject.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I remember around age 12 there was a split where you either started trying to finger girls, or you kept playing with nerf guns. A very important and formative fork in the road that has lifelong consequences.

 

[Stent]

No egg, bacon, butter on white toast. Anyone can do it! Except Pat.

Fat fuck.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No egg, bacon, butter on white toast. Anyone can do it! Except Pat.

Fat fuck.

He so lazy he makes eggs in the microwave.

 

[Meownaw]

He so lazy he makes eggs in the microwave.

He is not allowed to use the stove

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Never forget that I paid my attorney - a respected figure one step away from the fucking Supreme Court of a large state - to review Patso’s Twitter feed. After a few minutes he chided me for fucking with a “legitimate pants-shitting retard”. He did not opine whether said retard is fat; however, I am of the opinion that he’s bulbous and fat as fuck.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I remember that fat bitch watched 5 minutes of KBO baseball and acted like he was cultured because of it. Everything that isn't American or "white" is automatically better and more intelligent to these sorry faggots.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That large one by his TV is a star wars nerf gun that you too can have for $107. So anytime he says he doesnt have star wars toys you can point at this one in particular.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Never forget that I paid my attorney - a respected figure one step away from the fucking Supreme Court of a large state - to review Patso’s Twitter feed. After a few minutes he chided me for fucking with a “legitimate pants-shitting retard”. He did not opine whether said retard is fat; however, I am of the opinion that he’s bulbous and fat as fuck.

Now we know why he didn't make it to the state Supreme Court.