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So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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That really is a fedora wearing 15 year old’s opinion. “If God is real then why does bad stuff happen? Checkmate, [insert George Carlin quote here].”
"If you REALLY loved me you'd let me stay up all night playing video games and drinking mountain dew!" is the vibe I get. Or when a toddler is trying to do something stupid and dangerous so you stop them and they start kicking and screaming "That's not nice! You're being mean! Hmph!"
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Turk, if you stopped drinking on your own how bad would it fuck you up? I'd say get on Antabuse but 1) I suspect not drinking might kill you at this point and 2) you'd probably just still drink through the awful puke pains.
I've actually tried to get on Antabuse and no doctor would approve it.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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You're literally going to have to bootstrap yourself back to normality. You have to do this yourself. Its going to be tough, but you're going to do it. Dying is not an option. You have to outlive your enemies, otherwise what the fuck is the point to any of this?
You have to force yourself into a titration schedule and stick to it. If a friend of mine could do a 6 month taper off of oxys and fix his life, you can fix yours as well.
Turk, if you stopped drinking on your own how bad would it fuck you up? I'd say get on Antabuse but 1) I suspect not drinking might kill you at this point and 2) you'd probably just still drink through the awful puke pains.
He would probably die tbh. The shakes would kill him. Please start cutting back, Turky boy.
 

Turk February

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You're literally going to have to bootstrap yourself back to normality. You have to do this yourself. Its going to be tough, but you're going to do it. Dying is not an option. You have to outlive your enemies, otherwise what the fuck is the point to any of this?
You have to force yourself into a titration schedule and stick to it. If a friend of mine could do a 6 month taper off of oxys and fix his life, you can fix yours as well.

He would probably die tbh. The shakes would kill him. Please start cutting back, Turky boy.
You start cutting. Start with the thighs and wrists. The back is for professionals.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I learned I can't get the detox I need because despite 9 medical visits they can't treat me. What am I supposed to do? Drink myself to death? What the fuck.
They may force you to attend AA meetings in conjunction with cutting back your use to show a good-faith attempt at cleaning up before they will treat you.
 
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