So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.

[Nigger John]

I learned I can't get the detox I need because despite 9 medical visits they can't treat me. What am I supposed to do? Drink myself to death? What the fuck.

Find Jesus.

 

[StlakerFatti]

the good thing about your hand is that the infection effectively forces you to retain your semen, which in turn has positive and healing effects on the body and mind.

 

[Turk February]

Find Jesus.

I found him. He was very small and kind of black. I didn't like him.

 

[Malibu Pat]

Eat a good meal and fuck a whore, I don’t know. I’m not an addict

 

[Turk February]

Eat a good meal and fuck a whore, I don’t know. I’m not an addict

Do you know how much whores cost after Trudeaus inflation!?

 

[Leeeavings]

I found him. He was very small and kind of black. I didn't like him.

That’s called a Mexican

 

[You Bummers]

Buy some tirzapetide on the grey market and take it. Works off label for addiction pretty well

 

[the midnight rider 2]

You need to get in contact with Dan Mullen asap. He will pay for you to come to America and see a REAL doctor.

All you have to do Turk, is wear a diaper and touch dannys penis. Can you accept these terms?

 

[Kinderman]

Detox doctors don't work on other disorders. And I do have another. My hand falling off.

So what’s the next option? I don’t know Canada. Would a hospital or nut hut detox you while treating the hand?

 

[Turk February]

So what’s the next option? I don’t know Canada. Would a hospital or nut hut detox you while treating the hand?

Yeah. I've always got something called "suicide" I think it was invented by the Japanese in their gardens.

 

[Kinderman]

Yeah. I've always got something called "suicide" I think it was invented by the Japanese in their gardens.

Well I sincerely hope you consider one of those options and don’t off yourself.

 

[johnnynoname]

I’m not a fan of threads that start with “So”.


NIGGA- WE WEREN’T CONTINUING A CONVERSATION.

 

[johnnynoname]

I didn’t mean to be inelegant btw

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm unfortunately an unnecessary man. Nothing that happens to me matters.

Contingency is the lot of all creatures.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm unfortunately an unnecessary man. Nothing that happens to me matters.

You don’t think or feel that way. It’s just something you’re saying for your “character”. If you did, you would have killed yourself by now because nothing matters. You obviously feel something. Otherwise, why deal with it? Enough of this faggot “me me me” shit. Get yourself together. You’ve made yourself amongst the most embarrassing people here, but you will never reach the bottom because you don’t have a young child you can kill over a Vizio sound bar. Chopping off your hand would just be a positive at this point too. I bet this wacky character responds with “How about I chop off my cock?”. Predictable faggot.

 

[Turk February]

Well I sincerely hope you consider one of those options and don’t off yourself.

I'm not going to hurt myself or anyone else. It's all irony. Life may be hard but I love it. Even with retarded tears in my eyes.

 

[You Bummers]

OT but is Chris Kuhn the biggest fuck up of the ona universe? Does anyone come close?

 

[Kinderman]

I'm not going to hurt myself or anyone else. It's all irony. Life may be hard but I love it. Even with retarded tears in my eyes.

 

[fusciasomething]

So Canada can just say "you're gonna die anyway, we ain't wasting resources on you"? Meh, still better than the States.

How is it even possible that doing nothing is better than what happens in the States? Do the doctors in the US stab you before you leave the exam or something?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

OT but is Chris Kuhn the biggest fuck up of the ona universe? Does anyone come close?

Have you ever heard the audio fidelity of a Vizio sound bar? Come back after listening and you’ll have your answer.