Snow nigger (Canadian) appreciation thread

[SensibleKeks]

The fact that people can't wrap their heads around the milk bags is always funny to me. Like, do you think the milk is in like an open shopping bag precariously balanced in the fridge?

I've never been to Canada so that claim could be true. But I don't have enough evidence to dispute it.

The bags make so you can get more milk and take up less space in the fridge. And you either dump it into a pitcher or they make pitchers that you put the whole bag in and snip the corner off so there's a perfect little spout to piss the milk out of.

To be quite honest, these are all terrible points. To add to Turry's accurate rebuttal, what is the point of the bag if you are just going to dump it into a pitcher? Why the extra step? Do you know what also is a pitcher: a milk carton or jug.

Canada seems like silly place and I have no interest in traveling there. You guys gotta give me a hook if you want people to visit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The fact that people can't wrap their heads around the milk bags is always funny to me. Like, do you think the milk is in like an open shopping bag precariously balanced in the fridge?

The bags make so you can get more milk and take up less space in the fridge. And you either dump it into a pitcher or they make pitchers that you put the whole bag in and snip the corner off so there's a perfect little spout to piss the milk out of.

Do you guys get other liquids in bags or just milk? It makes no sense and it’s indicative of your primitive culture. I went to an A&W once and they were trying to sell soda in Saran Wrap because they ran out of cups.

 

[Turk February]

Why do Canadians put their milk in bags? Do they also eat soup with a fork?

Look. Only like 3 provinces put milk in bags. And do it it's cleaner and easier to pour. Pragmatically it's also less room in fridge both in the store and a home. And everyone knows we eat soup with 2 straws.

 

[Agent Smith]

It makes no sense and it’s indicative of your primitive culture.

Also gayness.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

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Also gayness.

@Turry Precision ™®©

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Look. Only like 3 provinces put milk in bags. And do it it's cleaner and easier to pour. Pragmatically it's also less room in fridge both in the store and a home. And everyone knows we eat soup with 2 straws.

Maybe you’d drink milk if they put it in a can.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Look. Only like 3 provinces put milk in bags. And do it it's cleaner and easier to pour. Pragmatically it's also less room in fridge both in the store and a home. And everyone knows we eat soup with 2 straws.

It's not cleaner, it's not easier and it takes up more fucking room. Go get your hand fixed

 

[Turk February]

It's not cleaner, it's not easier and it takes up more fucking room. Go get your hand fixed

You're a westerner. Enjoy your cartons. Queer.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You're a westerner. Enjoy your cartons. Queer.

We get jugs because we have a family, stupit.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Here's how retarded these subhumans are.

"It takes up less space!"

These are standing up in a specially designed rack. Guess what happens when you put it in your fridge? You lay it down and it spreads out. I'm going to say it's probably about a foot square. Then you have to put it in a pitcher

So now you have to find a space to put this thing, too. When you pour from it some of the milk invariably runs down the bag into your pitcher so you end up with sperled milk inside constantly. You also can't close the fucking bag easily. When they're still almost full you'd better be careful because sometimes the bag collapses and milk goes everywhere while you pour.


GAY
FUCKING
SHIT.

The sensible solution.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Here's how retarded these subhumans are.

"It takes up less space!"
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These are standing up in a specially designed rack. Guess what happens when you put it in your fridge? You lay it down and it spreads out. I'm going to say it's probably about a foot square. Then you have to put it in a pitcher
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So now you have to find a space to put this thing, too. When you pour from it some of the milk invariably runs down the bag into your pitcher so you end up with sperled milk inside constantly. You also can't close the fucking bag easily. When they're still almost full you'd better be careful because sometimes the bag collapses and milk goes everywhere while you pour.


GAY
FUCKING
SHIT.

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The sensible solution.

I'M QUITTING THE FUCKING FORUMS DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'M QUITTING THE FUCKING FORUMS DON'T TRY TO STOP ME

Eastcucks OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC

 

[SensibleKeks]

Look. Only like 3 provinces put milk in bags. And do it it's cleaner and easier to pour. Pragmatically it's also less room in fridge both in the store and a home. And everyone knows we eat soup with 2 straws.

And over 90% of Canada lives in those 3 provinces. The other 10% probably get their milk straight from the udder which is still less barbaric.

I guess I'm still a bit sore because in grade school we used milk pouches for a year or two. If you tried to puncture the bag with the straw too hard, then the straw when through the entire bag. Too soft then the pointed end of the straw would bend and be useless. My childhood was slightly inconvenienced, and Canada is to blame.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I don't even care that they did it. Squaws need a lot of food to maintain their refrigerator-like physiques. It's the hypocrisy that's the worst part. Plus we use every part of the animal in factory farming and where's our "attaboy" for that? You didn't seen Injuns turning the bones into delicious gelatin.

And over 90% of Canada lives in those 3 provinces. The other 10% probably get their milk straight from the udder which is still less barbaric.

I guess I'm still a bit sore because in grade school we used milk pouches for a year or two. If you tried to puncture the bag with the straw too hard, then the straw when through the entire bag. Too soft then the pointed end of the straw would bend and be useless. My childhood was slightly inconvenienced, and Canada is to blame.

We had that goddamn pouch too! I'm Freedomland. Just seemed low rent. But I am remembering some delicious chocolate milk

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Bryan Adams fawkin slaps!

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Bryan Adams fawkin slaps!

It cuts like a knife!

Nice metaphor, cunt

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It cuts like a knife!

Nice metaphor, cunt

I can't forgive him for that goddamn song from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves I had to hear nonstop

 

[JamesJCrowe]

rock out canada

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

rock out canada

I met a guy who claimed to be the drummer for that band. He was a ffffffffucking liar.

 

[N64 Cube]

The fact that people can't wrap their heads around the milk bags is always funny to me. Like, do you think the milk is in like an open shopping bag precariously balanced in the fridge?

The bags make so you can get more milk and take up less space in the fridge. And you either dump it into a pitcher or they make pitchers that you put the whole bag in and snip the corner off so there's a perfect little spout to piss the milk out of.

I had to see the milk bags for myself. Is it pretty common after you open the bag to put it in a container so it doesn’t spoil like this?
she starts talking about it at 1:22.