Snow nigger (Canadian) appreciation thread

[Dog Eater]

I’m a big fan of @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda (his posts not his acting) but other than that I am not huge on Canadians.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m a big fan of @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda (his posts not his acting) but other than that I am not huge on Canadians.

You should watch Joe VS. The Volcano. Might change your mind on the acting.

 

[Dog Eater]

You should watch Joe VS. The Volcano. Might change your mind on the acting.

Sorry I have a policy against looking at Tom Hanks’ face

 

[JamesJCrowe]

any of you snow niggers ever go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump? that's a cool name for a place.

 

[PickleRickle]

any of you snow niggers ever go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump? that's a cool name for a place.

Didnt know that was a thing. Neat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

any of you snow niggers ever go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump? that's a cool name for a place.

That's another thing that pisses me off about natives. "Our people let no part of an animal go to waste."

They hunted buffalo by running entire herds off a fucking cliff in one go. Whole animals were wasted.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

any of you snow niggers ever go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump? that's a cool name for a place.

Yeah. It's not much to see.

That's another thing that pisses me off about natives. "Our people let no part of an animal go to waste."

They hunted buffalo by running entire herds off a fucking cliff in one go. Whole animals were wasted.

I said the exact same thing when I was there, lol. I'm sure they'd blame WHITEY for giving them horses to make the whole thing more efficient.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. It's not much to see.

I said the exact same thing when I was there, lol. I'm sure they'd blame WHITEY for giving them horses to make the whole thing more efficient.

I'm sure their reasoning is that other animals ate them, but you don't need to help feed predators and scavengers, it's in their nature to prey and scavenge. It's right in the names. Fucking injuns were throwing off the balance of nature just like whitey.

You ever paint with all the colors of the wind, Turry? Did you ever hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm sure their reasoning is that other animals ate them, but you don't need to help feed predators and scavengers, it's in their nature to prey and scavenge. It's right in the names. Fucking injuns were throwing off the balance of nature just like whitey.

You ever paint with all the colors of the wind, Turry? Did you ever hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

I don't even care that they did it. Squaws need a lot of food to maintain their refrigerator-like physiques. It's the hypocrisy that's the worst part. Plus we use every part of the animal in factory farming and where's our "attaboy" for that? You didn't seen Injuns turning the bones into delicious gelatin.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Why do Canadians put their milk in bags? Do they also eat soup with a fork?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why do Canadians put their milk in bags? Do they also eat soup with a fork?

The fact that people can't wrap their heads around the milk bags is always funny to me. Like, do you think the milk is in like an open shopping bag precariously balanced in the fridge?

The bags make so you can get more milk and take up less space in the fridge. And you either dump it into a pitcher or they make pitchers that you put the whole bag in and snip the corner off so there's a perfect little spout to piss the milk out of.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Why do Canadians put their milk in bags?

That's an easterner thing and it's proof positive that they're dangerous idiots.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

The fact that people can't wrap their heads around the milk bags is always funny to me. Like, do you think the milk is in like an open shopping bag precariously balanced in the fridge?

The bags make so you can get more milk and take up less space in the fridge. And you either dump it into a pitcher or they make pitchers that you put the whole bag in and snip the corner off so there's a perfect little spout to piss the milk out of.

How does it take up less space?! A 4L Jug has less of a footprint than a bunch of bags! SHUT THE FUCK UP. When you clip the bag it lets air into the fucking milk constantly and probably encourages it to spoil faster, too. Disgusting fucking ANIMALS

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How does it take up less space?! A 4L Jug has less of a footprint than a bunch of bags! SHUT THE FUCK UP. When you clip the bag it lets air into the fucking milk constantly and probably encourages it to spoil faster, too. Disgusting fucking ANIMALS

I'll drink your fucking blood in the coming struggle, bitch. Don't you live in Vancouver or some shit? That might as well be America, homeboy.

I'm just mad because I was wrong, but still, fuck you and I hope you shatter your fucking pelvis you fucking part-black.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm just mad because I was wrong

Turry Precision wins again

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Turry Precision wins again

I'm quitting the fucking forums

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[N64 Cube]

You should watch Joe VS. The Volcano. Might change your mind on the acting.

I second this, Abe's acting is spectacular in this

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

RIP Sumatra

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I second this, Abe's acting is spectacular in this

God bless, sport. Stay in school and mind your mom and pop.