"It's (alibaba.com) 7 inches!"
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Serbian President: WWIII 3-4 Months Away:
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Albanians are a hodge podge...indigenous "Illyrians" and then Muslim refugees from Sicily, Sardinia and southern Italy, after the Norman conquest of those islands...Then later some Egyptians and Syrians tagging along Turkish pashas, Greeks who became Muslim for personal gain, etc.
Romanis/Gypsies are low caste Pajeet-Slavic mutts
WW3 as NB fears it will never happen because all the major countries are too tied up financially with each other. They'll throw tons of money at proxy wars like Russia vs Ukraine or Israel vs Palestine, but things will stay the same since Hiroshima. Nobody wants to launch the first nuke.
But of course, the same propaganda will be fed to gullible marks like NB. WE'RE ON THE VERGE OF WAR IM SUPER SERIAL! Build a bunker and buy 10 years worth of shitty mac & cheese from truepatriotsupply.com!
Tomorrow there's a very good chance a Russian goaltender lifts the Stanley Cup for the first time, to the cheers and admiration of the hockey community at large. That's reality. If you want to live with Patrick in some alternate world where it's always two minutes from midnight, go ahead dude be a chicken little. I've seen the TikToks! The end is nigh! I've flushed all my meds!
What's NB?
Russia and the US are too important to one another to do anything stupid. Nobody likes to admit it.
Yeah but this husky sci-fi author on Twitter says we need to launch a nuke because evil trump?
Interesting but unrelated to this thread: those tall, thin cans are usually 6.125 inches tall. The penis in that picture is shorter than the can. 6-7 on a good day my ass.
There’s only one place in the world where such a thing could feasibly kick off. And the events that would lead up to it would be the same human reasons that pretty much every other war has started.
If only you nobacon and noboqon had signed up for my intro to IR class. They would have learned about it
If only you nobacon and noboqon had signed up for my intro to IR class. They would have learned about it
If that guy knew anything, he'd be president of a better country.
His dickhead is way too fawkin dry for my liking.
@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 when you wake up hungover, you will see that a thread about a Serbian homosexual turned into mockery of your chimp-like visage and pathetic genitals.