Sensei Pig: The lie that oinked the world.

[TheRevAlJolson]

He resembles John Wayne Gacy, probably has the same hobbies too.

You can pretty much say Pat looks like [insert well known fat drunk here] and land the joke. He's a fucking mess.

 

[RobertMewler]

Mother fucker looks like WC Fields

"Well hello, my little childadee!"

 

[Brooke Shields]

>I don't go looking for violence, but when it finds me, it's a short visit
If it already found him what is he visiting after already being found by "it"? Or who's doing the visiting where exactly?

"How does violence look for someone? Unless they're looking for it."
"It doesn't look for you, it visits you."
"How does the behavior of violence visit you unless you're the one exhibiting the behavior?"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Kung Food.
Jiu Titsu.
Muay Fry.
Foodo.
Buffalo Wing Chun.

Crab Maga

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Well hello, my little childadee!"

Get out of here, daughter, you bother me

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat said that he was a champion marksmen…with an AIR RIFLE . I remember reading that somewhere, probably on his twitter

It was probably some 4H tournament at the county fair when he was 12.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's really disturbing how many of these fictional Action Pat scenarios depict Action Pat getting the better of college age frat / dudebros. College frat / dudebros practically always play the villain in Pat's tweets. I think that we can easily draw conclusions as to why he hates this demographic so much.

 

[42069]

Competitive Marksman

Jerry Miculek is slower than me, child.




Literally anyone can go to shooting competitions, doesn't fucking mean you're immediately a good shooter. I bet he's got as much trigger discipline as fork discipline.

The narrator looks like a friend of ours, you know the one who likes to photograph young children

 

[RedHeadpw2]

He never left 4H.
Horrendously Heavy Helpless Hack.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Competitive Marksman

Jerry Miculek is slower than me, child.




Literally anyone can go to shooting competitions, doesn't fucking mean you're immediately a good shooter. I bet he's got as much trigger discipline as fork discipline.

Pat legit thought his reload video in the hovel was this impressive.

 

[garbageman2244]

Reminder: He was 225lbs in 2017 and hasn’t gained a single lb since.

No idea what you're getting at here. He hasn't aged a day or gained any weight...

 

[Chive Turkey]

Crab Maga

Kyokuchins

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really is predictable.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Kyokuchins

That ribbed me pretty good.