Sensei Pig: The lie that oinked the world.

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat said that he was a champion marksmen…with an AIR RIFLE . I remember reading that somewhere, probably on his twitter

It was probably some 4H tournament at the county fair when he was 12.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It was probably some 4H tournament at the county fair when he was 12.

Fattest pig contest?

 

[Guyincognito]

The fat pig probably took a seminar in some gun kata bs that incorporated krav maga and akido. Then he probably showed a fat loser friend some of the “moves” he learned there. Boom. Martial arts instructor trained in akido and krav maga

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Krab Magoon

 

[Snake]

Competitive Marksman

Jerry Miculek is slower than me, child.




Literally anyone can go to shooting competitions, doesn't fucking mean you're immediately a good shooter. I bet he's got as much trigger discipline as fork discipline.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Krab Magoon

Kung Food.
Jiu Titsu.
Muay Fry.
Foodo.
Buffalo Wing Chun.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Competitive Marksman

Jerry Miculek is slower than me, child.




Literally anyone can go to shooting competitions, doesn't fucking mean you're immediately a good shooter. I bet he's got as much trigger discipline as fork discipline.

That guys a fucking animal. 8 shots that fast and he doesn’t looked phased at all.

 

[Snake]

That guys a fucking animal. 8 shots that fast and he doesn’t looked phased at all.

Follow his channel, he still posts regularly and he does quick shoots with everything. His daughter is a competition shooter too, and I'm confident she could run circles around that walking Beluga Whale.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Aikido just looks like ballet in the same way that WWE is just soap opera for men. And I'm sick of hearing about Krav Maga on all these youtube videos about martial arts, the fighting style is just learning how to throw punches and doing Bobby Hill's "that's my purse, I don't know you!" routine. I say this as a fellow fatso, nobody believes you, Pat.

It pretty much is and I can say that since my dad has been teaching it since he was 19 and holds a 4th dan black belt in it. The wrist locks and balance control are useful for bouncers or cops and people who generally want to avoid leaving their feet but they’d get fucked up ten times out of ten in a real fight. I remember my dad was genuinely shocked with how easily I manhandled him after 8 months of BJJ training at Renzo’s and I wasn’t even trying to be a dick about it.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Kung Food.
Jiu Titsu.
Muay Fry.
Foodo.
Buffalo Wing Chun.

Taekwondonut

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

No “telling a Tomlinson” will ever top the Nip crying on his shoulder at Pearl Harbor. That’s the biggest Internet lie ever written. It makes Fyre Fest look honest by comparison.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I think I’d rather take Rex-kwan-do… bow to your Sensei!

 

[RoTheHo69]

Taekwondonut

Taekout

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Reminder: He was 225lbs in 2017 and hasn’t gained a single lb since.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I think I’d rather take Rex-kwan-do… bow to your Sensei!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Reminder: He was 225lbs in 2017 and hasn’t gained a single lb since.

Christ, look at that fat fucking face. That's not just overeating. You need to be a fat fucking drunk to get head swell like that. Mother fucker looks like WC Fields

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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You’re gonna learn to discipline your image! You think I got where I am today by dressing like Peter Pan over here? Take a look at what I’m wearing people, you think anyone wants a Roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it! You think anyone thinks I’m failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Christ, look at that fat fucking face. That's not just overeating. You need to be a fat fucking drunk to get head swell like that. Mother fucker looks like WC Fields

If he was 225lbs then he’s easily 275lbs now. He has zero musculature with no definition whatsoever. Pure flob.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Christ, look at that fat fucking face. That's not just overeating. You need to be a fat fucking drunk to get head swell like that. Mother fucker looks like WC Fields

He resembles John Wayne Gacy, probably has the same hobbies too.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He resembles John Wayne Gacy, probably has the same hobbies too.

To be fair Gacy was a semi successful businessman, so the comparison falls flat when it comes to work ethic.