Season 1 characters you miss

[Easily_Remembered]

I think that he was in Season 4 or 5, the Journalist Arc, but Jef Rouner got off far too easily. He was the "journalist" who wrote a sympathetic Pat piece, and a little bit of digging into his past produced a couple of interesting moments -

* He protested the dress code of his daughter's school by having her dress extra slutty ( she was like 6-8 years old at the time). He was very defensive about the right of kids to show as much skin as possible, it seems.

* He had a friend on Twitter who was a confessed, out-and-proud pedophile. This pedophile made a Weimer-esque, "woe is me" post about how bad things were. To cheer him up, Rouner tweeted him a picture of his own daughter.

If they're in Pat's orbit, count on them having a history of pedophilia.

I also enjoyed when false prophet / apostate "preacher" John Pavlovitz was briefly written into the show, around season 3 or 4. He was fun to fuck with.

Hard to believe, but Whiner Weimer and Laura Rich have all been here since Season 1!

 

[RickReternal]

A billion Chinese and he chose this one? Hahahahhahahahajabba

No tits and a belly at 30. Gotta love it. Lucky guy.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Rick really does associate with a lot of kid touchers. Why is this?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think that he was in Season 4 or 5, the Journalist Arc, but Jef Rouner got off far too easily. He was the "journalist" who wrote a sympathetic Pat piece, and a little bit of digging into his past produced a couple of interesting moments -

* He protested the dress code of his daughter's school by having her dress extra slutty ( she was like 6-8 years old at the time). He was very defensive about the right of kids to show as much skin as possible, it seems.

* He had a friend on Twitter who was a confessed, out-and-proud pedophile. This pedophile made a Weimer-esque, "woe is me" post about how bad things were. To cheer him up, Rouner tweeted him a picture of his own daughter.

If they're in Pat's orbit, count on them having a history of pedophilia.

I also enjoyed when false prophet / apostate "preacher" John Pavlovitz was briefly written into the show, around season 3 or 4. He was fun to fuck with.

Hard to believe, but Whiner Weimer and Laura Rich have all been here since Season 1!

That John Pavlovitz guy has been embarrassing himself lately - twitchy reported on it. He claimed he had a totally real interaction in a store over a dumb t-shirt he is selling (fucking grifter) and was rightfully called out for lying. The story was up with Pats gym bro lie.

John is actually trying to sell this awful shirt

Things That Did Not Happen? People Doubt Claims of Progressive 'Pastor' John Pavlovitz

twitchy.com

This was the most recent - John cried about a joke Rosanne made and Tom Arnold got involved to shit on her (the only reason he had a career) and Roseanne’s son called out Arnold for being a piece of shit.

POPCORN: Roseanne's Son Jake Pentland Defends His Mom and Hands Tom Arnold His ARSE in CRAZY Back & Forth

twitchy.com

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Do we still have her picture? From what I remember it looked like 1000 bees stung her on the chin.

EDIT - I found it. Fucking Christ - it's way worse than I remembered...

She takes after her mother and grandmother; jaw swollen from rifle butts to the chin.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Do we still have her picture? From what I remember it looked like 1000 bees stung her on the chin.

EDIT - I found it. Fucking Christ - it's way worse than I remembered...

Rak Chu

 

[guest]

Laura Rich shoehorning her atheism and the fact that she was in the Chair Force into everything. Although seeing how she allowed her kid to engage in self-mutilation was pretty sickening.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[guest]

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Rady Di

 

[guest]

Laura Rich shoehorning her atheism and the fact that she was in the Chair Force into everything. Although seeing how she allowed her kid to engage in self-mutilation was pretty sickening.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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Chaquille is an uppity one, huh.

 

[despacito69]

Do we still have her picture? From what I remember it looked like 1000 bees stung her on the chin.

EDIT - I found it. Fucking Christ - it's way worse than I remembered...

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God damn was that account funny.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

I don't know what season this was, but this guy's 15 minutes were fun

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don't know what season this was, but this guy's 15 minutes were fun

Was the the fruit who was Bret Easton Ellis' personal flesh light?

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

I don't know what season this was, but this guy's 15 minutes were fun

Was just thinking of this guy. He reached out to Rick to form an alliance but he was too crazy even for the Fativerse. Todd Michael Schultz is his own rabbit hole. Was also recently committed to a psyche ward.

'American Psycho' Author Bret Easton Ellis’ Boyfriend Arrested and Charged with Trespassing

Todd Michael Schultz, the longtime boyfriend of Bret Easton Ellis (author of 'American Psycho,' 'Less Than Zero' and 'The Rules of Attraction'), was arrested and charged with trespassing on Feb. 13, 2024, authorities said.

people.com

 

[Cumiace]

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Rady Di

That’s “Leal Admilar Orbani” to you

 

[WheelchairFred]

I don't know who originally said it on the forums, but whenever I see a good looking sister I think "Kim Folds looking like a snack."

I also thought that mousey minx Nicole Ways Trevino was underrated. She was a solid Wisconsin 8, making Niki look like ripe garbage.

Truly, the whole legal cast of Tomlinson: Special Victims Unit was great: Pena, Resto and his sister, the California slob, all the judges, Carrie and the entire gang of idiots at Goldberg law and that bimbo Norma Buster, Jerry Jen, whoever that chick was that served him his papers, all of the legal stuff from the Grand sweeping plot points to the smallest side characters make me laugh. The selfie with the team of sharks, the skipped debtors exam, the lien on the hovel, the Resto getting sacked from Minc, the Resto phone calls, Resto suing a bodybuilding bride, so many brilliant side stories and character studies, all culminating in a big fat check to Quasi. Truly an epic in the most literal sense.

This is why we need a wiki.

 

[guest]

I don't know who originally said it on the forums, but whenever I see a good looking sister I think "Kim Folds looking like a snack."

I also thought that mousey minx Nicole Ways Trevino was underrated. She was a solid Wisconsin 8, making Niki look like ripe garbage.

Truly, the whole legal cast of Tomlinson: Special Victims Unit was great: Pena, Resto and his sister, the California slob, all the judges, Carrie and the entire gang of idiots at Goldberg law and that bimbo Norma Buster, Jerry Jen, whoever that chick was that served him his papers, all of the legal stuff from the Grand sweeping plot points to the smallest side characters make me laugh. The selfie with the team of sharks, the skipped debtors exam, the lien on the hovel, the Resto getting sacked from Minc, the Resto phone calls, Resto suing a bodybuilding bride, so many brilliant side stories and character studies, all culminating in a big fat check to Quasi. Truly an epic in the most literal sense.

This is why we need a wiki.

That was season 4. I'll never forget that Betsy Resto tweet where she admitted that she farts in the faces of her boyfriends as an act of dominance or something.