Scorch Lipton, Inside the Kingdom of Nakedness"What made you start doing what you do?". That's how you interview someone. Straight to the point, and surely a question no one has asked him before.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
- An individual from Lawrenceville, GA recently tried to cast doubt on Mr. Tomlinson's self-swatting by hiring a hitman to kill him and framing the forum
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SCORCH ANNOUNCES RETURN OF PFG TV!!!!!
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They all responded to that question like they were accepting a lifetime achievement award at the Oscars. People thought I was just a stripper and wouldn't make it in show business but look at me now performing in front of 3 people at a soon to burn down chinese restaurant.
Riley had a show didn't he? I remember trying to listen to something longform they had him do for a few weeks and tapping out every time because he was too fucking batshit. I seem to recall he wanted some money for the work he was doing so Howard laid into him on air and told him to fuck off.
Paws for the cause baby!!!
Ribbing everyone in this thread on general principle! FAWK is this great news! Maybe Colin could sit in for a few shows.
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We should do our part to spread the word and get it's veiwership/subscriber numbahs so high it surpasses cumia's which should be very easy to do.
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Scorch would be extending a hand downward if he had Nana on the show at this point
Nick wasn't the "maverick and oddball", for the record. It was the other fella who got divorced, can't remember his name. You'd have to go to his Facebook for that.
Riley’s show was horrible but the fact that Richard & Sal would call in with bits to play on the main show was worth giving him his shit time slot.
But the real gold was paying Riley “nigger slave wages” and hearing him bitch about it on a weekly basis, that crazy nigra was as quick as Jackie or Artie when he laid into the hook nosed Jew bastard and his boat bitch.
Rare Scorch in celebration.
He has the perfect DJ rock voice.
Not a chance. Scorch keeps it clean. I cannot wait for some weird news. He better play the jingle too.
Bad news for all PFG-Sciples. Radio is no more!!!
I think Scorch realized that even he could not save a dying industry. It's time to take his career to the "next step".
I think Scorch realized that even he could not save a dying industry. It's time to take his career to the "next step".
Opie must be so jealous by how beloved Scorch is around the world!
Fawk, that blows, dude. I was literally just talking about how Scorch was still grindin' it out like a real man in the radio biz. Can't believe they canned him!
There's no way he stays in Bumfuck, Wisconsin without that steady gig anchoring him to it, right?
Fucking cunts are still running Scorch's bits after they canned him.
This business is fawkin brootal...
This business is fawkin brootal...
What a delightful human being.
Scorch could probably easily get another radio job. Decades of totally nude radio under his belt. FM radio is basically dead but they still need someone with a gruff voice to press play on Zeppelin and read the ad breaks. I wish Scorch made it as a character actor in TV or supm. He fucking rules.
Hopefully to the wrestling doll section at sam roberts local target to find him and kick the dog shit out of him