Scifi Con near Detroit Patrick will be at April 22-24 talking about Elon Musk

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You are now an honorary PEST, so you'll need to catch up on the OnA world to get the references etc.

Ant = drunk faggot
Jim = wormy backstabbing faggot
Kelsey cook = wedding scam artist, nice beefers
Woman who attacked Ant in time square = CENSORED!!!!

@ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself also don’t forget “Brother Joe” lore

 

[SFWA liaison]

Being 150 rooms short for a con that gets 1000-1500 guests (from what I can find online for previous years) is actually a lot. Let's say they have 1250 attendees, let's say about half are local to the Detroit area, so 650 need accommodations. Couples, buddies and coworkers share rooms, so let's say on average each room houses 1.5 people (probably more, people seldom travel alone to this sort of events), that gives you demand for ~433 rooms-worth total.

Minus the people who stay at AirBnBs, family/friend's place, sleep in the car, or go to the Con for a single day so don't need accommodation. 150 rooms is a BIG fraction of their entire con.

They truly are fucked by The Tomlinson Curse

 

[FurBurger]

That Claire Winn is about 35 and only just releasing her first book; do we really think she's the best person to write about dealing with procrastination?

 

[guest]

Being 150 rooms short for a con that gets 1000-1500 guests (from what I can find online for previous years) is actually a lot. Let's say they have 1250 attendees, let's say about half are local to the Detroit area, so 650 need accommodations. Couples, buddies and coworkers share rooms, so let's say on average each room houses 1.5 people (probably more, people seldom travel alone to this sort of events), that gives you demand for ~433 rooms-worth total.

Minus the people who stay at AirBnBs, family/friend's place, sleep in the car, or go to the Con for a single day so don't need accommodation. 150 rooms is a BIG fraction of their entire con.

They truly are fucked by The Tomlinson Curse

Yeah they are morons to have blocked that many rooms in a way that put them on the hook for it. It should be obvious to anyone that convention attendance is way down everywhere. Plus who the fuck is traveling to Detroit? They didn’t need to block any rooms, the hotel is probably nearly empty anyways.

 

[FurBurger]

Archive of them begging for more people to book rooms.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Begging for people to book rooms? No wonder they have a fat idiot who couldnt even make it in community college giving a panel on innovations in science and technology. These losers killed their own loser conventions because theyve always been afraid to leave the house.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How can you even bring yourself to ask people to pay for another room? Im sure pat is even noping the fuck out of that second room.

 

[guest]

How can you even bring yourself to ask people to pay for another room? Im sure pat is even noping the fuck out of that second room.

Their request doesn't even make sense. Why would a single person buy a second hotel room? Wouldn't a better suggestion be:

"Please share the conference details with your network. Attendance is down and we need all the help we can get! We've got plenty of open rooms at a heavily discounted convention rate!"

This is what happens when you drive out all the smart, normal people from your club.

 

[guest]

Their request doesn't even make sense. Why would a single person buy a second hotel room? Wouldn't a better suggestion be:

"Please share the conference details with your network. Attendance is down and we need all the help we can get! We've got plenty of open rooms at a heavily discounted convention rate!"

This is what happens when you drive out all the smart, normal people from your club.

I still don’t get how they did it. I’ve managed conferences before at work and I’ve never set it up in a way that we would owe money if the room block wasn’t full. And i especially wouldn’t do that if my company didn’t have enough money to pay for it if the worse case happened.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Their request doesn't even make sense. Why would a single person buy a second hotel room? Wouldn't a better suggestion be:

"Please share the conference details with your network. Attendance is down and we need all the help we can get! We've got plenty of open rooms at a heavily discounted convention rate!"

This is what happens when you drive out all the smart, normal people from your club.

They arent even asking for one night either, they are asking for at least two.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be hilarious is this turns out to be their last convention due to losing so much money. Another thing ruined just by the presence of Pat the pig.

 

[guest]

They welcomed with open arms the manufactured economic disaster that's making it too expensive for people outside of Detroit to travel to their con. They pushed for tolerating the sexually deviant freaks that make their cons non family friendly spaces. They spread the baseless medical paranoia that's making their own cattle too afraid to attend.

What more is there to say but Oopse Doodles

Plus anyone attending has to be vaxxed AND have a negative Covid test no later than 72 hours before attending AND if that's not bad enough they still have to wear a fucking mask. How many fucking hoops do you have to jump through to attend this stupid Con.

This con in particular actually looks like it has a specific Sex section. Rick is probably attending this one hoping he can find a tranny in a cat suit to fuck.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Plus anyone attending has to be vaxxed

"Proof of Vaccination with Valid Government ID" wow they ask for a government issued ID??? fucking racist pieces of shit, they clearly want to suppress PoC from attending smh

I wish COVID was real so those fatties would all catch it and die.

 

[Harry Powell]

Patrick schedule for PenguiCon is live, his two talks and a few panels, plus he volunteers for an hour to be the guide to the bookshop, despite never ever reading!

Penguicon 2022 Schedule

Check out the schedule for Penguicon 2022

penguicon2022.sched.com

if you click on his talks you can see the profiles of people who registered to attend, not very many interested in a gay faggot talking out of his ass

Can you post the schedule? I can’t access it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Can you post the schedule? I can’t access it.

the paywalled it to people with tickets after I circulated it here sadly, only Pat's profile and his two solo talks are archived:

Patrick's activities https://archive.fo/5jBmw
Elon talk https://archive.fo/tpwW0
Propulsion talk https://archive.fo/7cUD5

how lame is it that an event that claims to be about Open Source uses sched.com, bunch of fags who never wrote a line of FOSS

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I will suck whoever's dick that goes to Detroit and records Patrick's panels.

I have an SWA voucher I need to use by the end of August.

I'll yield my blowjob to Carol.

 

[SFWA liaison]

they posted the schedule https://archive.fo/X1Zzg @Harry Kilmer

all names redacted to protect the innocent

 

[Meownaw]

they posted the schedule https://archive.fo/X1Zzg @Harry Kilmer

all names redacted to protect the innocent

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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No clue what any of this shit has to do with SciFi

 

[Meownaw]

No clue what any of this shit has to do with SciFi

It's like the stonetoss comic about hamburgers.