saw my stolen road bike parking on the sidewalk, what to do

[Dog Eater]

I was gonna say bend the wheels but someone already said it.

You can also yank out the brake cables if it has brakes.

I prefer to break things for a form of compensation.


Years ago I rented in Denver and the leasing office claimed they didn't get my rent payment so I needed to pay at a Western Union to get a money order. I got back and they said they found my original check days later.

I told them they owe my $4 for wasting my time and making me pay fees to pay my rent. They refused.

The leasing office was basement level so that night I suited up and smashed 2 windows and kicked in another.

I say them the next day getting windows installed. I'm gonna guess it cost them more than $4.

This is the best way to get through life.

 

[DMbA]

Not even shit stirring to get you hurt/troll, but did your parents raise a bitch?

Yeah absolutely

what would you do in this situation?

 

[NoBacon]

I was gonna say bend the wheels but someone already said it.

You can also yank out the brake cables if it has brakes.

I prefer to break things for a form of compensation.


Years ago I rented in Denver and the leasing office claimed they didn't get my rent payment so I needed to pay at a Western Union to get a money order. I got back and they said they found my original check days later.

I told them they owe my $4 for wasting my time and making me pay fees to pay my rent. They refused.

The leasing office was basement level so that night I suited up and smashed 2 windows and kicked in another.

I say them the next day getting windows installed. I'm gonna guess it cost them more than $4.

When I first got a car I drifted around a Buddhist temples giant zen garden and destroyed it all. For no reason at all, still makes me laugh.

Good times, good times.

 

[Meownaw]

Have you ever heard of a story of someone stealing back their bike? I'll let you mull () that over on why.

 

[WhereWeAt]

Yeah absolutely

what would you do in this situation?

Take my bike back.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Take my bike back.

....please!